SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

@Simple_Russian_Boi You are spoiling the ending!

 

[LuoirM]

*saw the forth wall*
*Curiously tottering through it*
AHHHHHHHRHHRHDHDHAHDHDHDHDHHHG
*Went insane for the next 92 years*
*Come back after scientist fix everything up back to year zero*
Hi

 

[SRB]

*continues to snuggle and also falls asleep*

X

*nibbles on one of your ears*
*turns over and pulls your body with him so that you end up on top as if a blanket*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

*saw the forth wall*
*Curiously tottering through it*
AHHHHHHHRHHRHDHDHAHDHDHDHDHHHG
*Went insane for the next 92 years*
*Come back after scientist fix everything up back to year zero*
Hi

That's the reason only eldritchs are allowed to do that.

 

[SRB]

@Simple_Russian_Boi You are spoiling the ending!

Huh? OH! Well, that's easy to fix!
*takes away a small part of the brain from everyone who saw this message.*
Now they can't remember what it was about and for every full moon their left elbow itches.

 

[Notadate]

Ibe been holding my breath the whole time… shit
*dies*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Huh? OH! Well, that's easy to fix!
*takes away a small part of the brain from everyone who saw this message.*
Now they can't remember what it was about and for every full moon their left elbow itches.

 

[SRB]

Ibe been holding my breath the whole time… shit
*dies*

*revives*
Why do you die every time I see you here? Can you live for longer then a second?

 

[SRB]

I'll shut up right about now.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Huh? OH! Well, that's easy to fix!
*takes away a small part of the brain from everyone who saw this message.*
Now they can't remember what it was about and for every full moon their left elbow itches.

Thank you, mama!

 

[LuoirM]

That's the reason only eldritchs are allowed to do that.

Sounds cool, how does one be eldritch

 

[Notadate]

*revives*
Why do you die every time I see you here? Can you live for longer then a second?

Plot relevance… wait, what’s that…

*begins crumbling* here it goes.

 

[Notadate]

Sounds cool, how does one be eldritch

Birth right

*dies*

my last words was that!?

 

[Nahrenne]

*nibbles on one of your ears*
*turns over and pulls your body with him so that you end up on top as if a blanket*

*is lying on top of you with a comfy smile on my face from having ear nibbled*



X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

YOU, the architect of Seymour's fate, finally emerge from the shadows to confront me, urging me to undertake the unthinkable: to eliminate the woman I love. The laws you've codified, the rules you've imposed, shackle me, barring me from any victory over her.
I do not desire, I could never wish for, her defeat.

The only one who could defeat her would be a hero, a role that does not belong to me.
Do you find pleasure in presenting me with such a cruel conundrum? A riddle without a solution, steeped in paradoxes?

I've searched far and wide in this school. There are no heroes. Only lesser evils. [VIllainess Declaration: The Villainess must define a Hero. Her existence implies that one must exist too. This statement is false.]

*A yellowed piece of paper is before you, aged beyond time. What made you think you could even perceive a being of such heights?*

What is meant by a "permanent and absolute death" is not something as trifling as her defeat proclaimed by the Declaration. No, what you desire is to kill the concept of the Villainess completely, tear the very sheet that defines her concept apart, and ensure that Ssemouy is the only one ever woven into the pages of this tale.

I do not enjoy cruelty. I am her most benevolent lady, after all.

(This character I'm playing is from a book I'm writing rn. What I'm doing right now miiiight contradict the lore, but oh well )

[OOC: BTW It moves me that you took the trouble to decode the text, I didn't think anyone would do it]

It was pretty easy, all I had to do was type the words out, since I already understand them intuitively

?

One of her powers is basically plot-control with conditionals. That is one of them. She can't love Matcha in the way he wants her to because she would no longer be able to play the role of Villainess, so would be considered dead.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I'll shut up right about now.

Sounds cool, how does one be eldritch

It just happens.

One of her powers is basically plot-control with conditionals. That is one of them. She can't love Matcha in the way he wants her to because she would no longer be able to play the role of Villainess, so would be considered dead.

So a conditional reality bender.

 

[SRB]

Why does this raised eyebrow fills me with do much shame?
It's like being scolded as a child all over again.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

So a conditional reality bender.

You could say that, yeah. It's technically not even her own power. Though it would override all other forms of reality bending since it's fiat-backed to do so. (at least if we ignore the death of the author)

 

[Nahrenne]

So a conditional reality bender.

Why does this sound like a kitchen appliance?
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

It was pretty easy, all I had to do was type the words out, since I already understand them intuitively

Option for lazy people:

1. Copy into any text editor
2. Ctrl + f > find and replace
   1. @ - a
   2. ! - i
   3. 4 - a
   4. 3 - e
3. ???
4. Profit