SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

I, Lord Matcha, find myself caught in an unfathomable glitch, an anomaly within the fabric of our reality that never dared to manifest until now. Why does my essence flicker and fade like a shadow at dusk? Is it because Seymour and I, entities of contrasting destinies, dare to breach the unspoken laws that dictate we cannot exist? Each attempt to intertwine our fates only casts us further into this labyrinth of impossibilities. Seymour. is our shared existence a paradox too complex for this world to sustain? Are we destined to yearn for a togetherness that the cosmos itself refuses to sanction? The very thought of an eternal separation from you rends by being, yet! I cannot help but question if there lies a hidden path, a secret strand of fate not yet explored, that could unite us. Is our love a beacon that could defy the very nature of reality, or merely a beautiful illusion destined to dissolve into the aether?

[Villainess' Declaration: 'True Love' violates the clause "Under no circumstances may the Villainess be redeemed.". Seymour may not love Matcha in any meaningful way. This path can not exist.]

Though, as the one who penned Seymour's tale, I shall venture to declare as such: Only by the Villainess' permanent and absolute death may you and her hope to realize the land of illusion you so deeply desire.

And now she's going to pretend she didn't do anything
'

Goddess daikon, the scythe just randomly appeared in my hands, I don't even know how to use it!

He says your elbows are hot

Why of course, I spare a lot of effort to keep my body warm!

 

[SRB]

'o'
So...
*looks at you seriously*
'-'
...you've already expelled all of yours meaning you're no longer full of it?

Is that what you're trying to say?
If so, don't you think that's a bit tmi?

That's not what I was trying to say at all. Dear god, do I look like Luoir to you?
I was just pointing out that your words had a second meaning... If you looked hard enough...

Hmm...
*picks your tail up and chomps on it*

X

Nya!
*looks at you with wide eyes*
... that's fair I totally deserve that...

 

[Nahrenne]

That's not what I was trying to say at all. Dear god, do I look like Luoir to you?
I was just pointing out that your words had a second meaning... If you looked hard enough...

'-'
You're dirty-minded

Nya!
*looks at you with wide eyes*
... that's fair I totally deserve that...

*loosens hold on tail and licks where I chomped while looking at you*

X

 

[LuoirM]

Dear god, do I look like Luoir to you?

If Nahrenne say yes does that mean we can switch

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Goddess daikon, the scythe just randomly appeared in my hands, I don't even know how to use it!

Fine, fine... This Goddess forgives you *patpat*

Why of course, I spare a lot of effort to keep my body warm!

*patpat* Adorable

 

[SRB]

If Nahrenne say yes does that mean we can switch

That's not how that works

 

[SRB]

'-'
You're dirty-minded

Sadly, I'm guilty as charged
I've seen too many things for my mind to remain clean.

*loosens hold on tail and licks where I chomped while looking at you*

X

*shudders*
*sits down, looking back at you*

 

[Nahrenne]

Sadly, I'm guilty as charged
I've seen too many things for my mind to remain clean.

*shudders*
*sits down, looking back at you*

You feeling cold?

*goes up to you and snuggles while wrapping tail around you*

X

 

[SRB]

You feeling cold?

*goes up to you and snuggles while wrapping tail around you*

X

A little bit. I'll need to turn on the heater, otherwise we'll both be cold...
*snuggles back, tail lies on your lap, swishing slowly*
You're warm

 

[Nahrenne]

A little bit. I'll need to turn on the heater, otherwise we'll both be cold...
*snuggles back, tail lies on your lap, swishing slowly*
You're warm

*gently strokes your tail*
*own tail slowly strokes your arms and back up and down to generate heat*
*snuggles more into you*
*nuzzles your chest*

X

 

[SRB]

*gently strokes your tail*
*own tail slowly strokes your arms and back up and down to generate heat*
*snuggles more into you*
*nuzzles your chest*

X

*pats your head with one hand*
*the other one wraps around you and strokes your side to share warmth*
*tail relaxes a bit in your hands*

 

[Nahrenne]

*pats your head with one hand*
*the other one wraps around you and strokes your side to share warmth*
*tail relaxes a bit in your hands*

*purrs *
*rubs head against your hand*
*continues to gently stroke your tail*

X

 

[SRB]

*purrs *
*rubs head against your hand*
*continues to gently stroke your tail*

X

*hands slowly stop*
*huggles you closer to himself*
*purrs quietly*
*falls asleep*
*tail wraps around your hand in his sleep*

 

[Nahrenne]

*hands slowly stop*
*huggles you closer to himself*
*purrs quietly*
*falls asleep*
*tail wraps around your hand in his sleep*

*continues to snuggle and also falls asleep*

X

 

[RepresentingDesire]

'-'
Why are you suddenly talking about human biology?


X

Because it provides context.

It's not the fear of falling, but the fear of flying.

Just about the fear of everything height related.

r34l!ty

I see what you did there.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Villainess' Declaration: 'True Love' violates the clause "Under no circumstances may the Villainess be redeemed.". Seymour may not love Matcha in any meaningful way. This path can not exist.]

Though, as the one who penned Seymour's tale, I shall venture to declare as such: Only by the Villainess' permanent and absolute death may you and her hope to realize the land of illusion you so deeply desire.

YOU, the architect of Seymour's fate, finally emerge from the shadows to confront me, urging me to undertake the unthinkable: to eliminate the woman I love. The laws you've codified, the rules you've imposed, shackle me, barring me from any victory over her.
I do not desire, I could never wish for, her defeat.

The only one who could defeat her would be a hero, a role that does not belong to me.
Do you find pleasure in presenting me with such a cruel conundrum? A riddle without a solution, steeped in paradoxes?

I've searched far and wide in this school. There are no heroes. Only lesser evils.

***

[OOC: BTW It moves me that you took the trouble to decode the text, I didn't think anyone would do it]

 

[LuoirM]

I am between wanting to screech like a racoon does and stay quiet and watch the cuteness cuddling

 

[RepresentingDesire]

[Villainess' Declaration: 'True Love' violates the clause "Under no circumstances may the Villainess be redeemed.". Seymour may not love Matcha in any meaningful way. This path can not exist.]

?

I am between wanting to screech like a racoon does and stay quiet and watch the cuteness cuddling

Both, you have two personalities.

 

[LuoirM]

?

Both, you have two personalities.

Nooooooo I wanted to do both with one body. But the other is hiding over there to snap pics

 

[SRB]

YOU, the architect of Seymour's fate, finally emerge from the shadows to confront me, urging me to undertake the unthinkable: to eliminate the woman I love. The laws you've codified, the rules you've imposed, shackle me, barring me from any victory over her.
I do not desire, I could never wish for, her defeat.

The only one who could defeat her would be a hero, a role that does not belong to me.
Do you find pleasure in presenting me with such a cruel conundrum? A riddle without a solution, steeped in paradoxes?

I've searched far and wide in this school. There are no heroes. Only lesser evils.

***

[OOC: BTW It moves me that you took the trouble to decode the text, I didn't think anyone would do it]

*breaks the fourth wall*

Spoiler: A LITERAL SPOILER, DO NOT LOOK!

... And that's when White Chocolate Matcha comes into the picture!
Two sides of the same coin that fight on different fronts to achieve a common goal and throw off the chains of reality in the name of love!

*looks at the wall*
Eh. Should be fine.
*leaves it as it is*