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RepresentingPride

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TheMonotonePuppet said:
@Sleds @BouncyCactus Isn't this Hera? Not Aphrodite? The one with the asshole, lusty hubby Zeus is Hera.
Though, actually, Aphrodite is pretty terrible too. She cheated on her husband Hephaestus for Ares because he was ugly to her eyes, and was a disabled person. Though, honestly, I don't remember how she became the bride of Hephaestus. I don't think that has ever come to my attention. There may be some distinguishing circumstances.

Oof. Actually, I looked it up just now. Zeus just hastily married her to Hephaestus as a slap-shod way of preventing the other gods from fighting for the sake of her love. She got dealt a raw deal with that. No wonder she cheated on Hephaestus. Who she wanted didn't even factor into who she married in the first place. Still think some of the reasoning in-mythos was pretty crappy. She could have handled it better, but I am sure she was bitter as fuck from having her choice taken from her.
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That what I said a bit after, aphrodite are not related to family. The discussion was about aphrodite at first if I remember right.
 
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RepresentingEnvy said:
Looks like I was right in saying it would be before Friday. In the next few hours, this thread will become the longest.
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Azure_Fog

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More stabby, more happy~
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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
*stops chasing Danny*
It smells like I would die if I drank it in one go. Perfect.
*looks into the shot glass and slowly takes a sip*
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You look into the glass of Vodka.
Around you, reality starts to shatter, but you heed it no mind.
Your body starts tingling, but you resist, your Eldritch Russian blood kicking in.
Around you, shards of reality fall, shattering into the void.
You gulp the glass down, glass included.
Your head starts to spin-- perhaps literally, perhaps not.
No matter the answer, the world starts to move and bubble.
Despite having shattered, reality beyond turns a myriad of colors.
The thoughts within your head stop making sense as you lose yourself.
Lights dance, colors spin, and you spasm on the floor.
Finally, you pass out. What a hangover that will leave.
 
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Azure_Fog said:
You look into the glass of Vodka.
Around you, reality starts to shatter, but you heed it no mind.
Your body starts tingling, but you resist, your Eldritch Russian blood kicking in.
Around you, shards of reality fall, shattering into the void.
You gulp the glass down, glass included.
Your head starts to spin-- perhaps literally, perhaps not.
No matter the answer, the world starts to move and bubble.
Despite having shattered, reality beyond turns a myriad of colors.
The thoughts within your head stop making sense as you lose yourself.
Lights dance, colors spin, and you spasm on the floor.
Finally, you pass out. What a hangover that will leave.
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*happy Russian noises*
 
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DannyTheDaikon said:
I do not. I'll just drink....

Also brb and I'll reply to the rest in a moment
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The first drop of alcohol falls from the glass.
It begins to collapse into a black hole, only to cease, as if time itself had stopped.
The lock of white hair upon your head glows red, turning back the clock of the drop.
It falls, suppressed, past your lips into your mouth.
It touches your tongue, and immediately you feel something is wrong.
It burns, it burns, it burns!
Yet, there is no fire, only pain.
The liquid soon follows, cascading down into your mouth, burning away your flesh with invisible fire.
Your soul is ripped apart by the tiny waterfall of vodka.
As the glass empties, your soulless corpse falls to the floor, spasming, glitching, and phasing in and out of reality.
The corpse glitches once, twice, and folds in onto itself.
Never to be seen again...

*revives*
 
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Azure_Fog said:
The first drop of alcohol falls from the glass.
It begins to collapse into a black hole, only to cease, as if time itself had stopped.
The lock of white hair upon your head glows red, turning back the clock of the drop.
It falls, suppressed, past your lips into your mouth.
It touches your tongue, and immediately you feel something is wrong.
It burns, it burns, it burns!
Yet, there is no fire, only pain.
The liquid soon follows, cascading down into your mouth, burning away your flesh with invisible fire.
Your soul is ripped apart by the tiny waterfall of vodka.
As the glass empties, your soulless corpse falls to the floor, spasming, glitching, and phasing in and out of reality.
The corpse glitches once, twice, and folds in onto itself.
Never to be seen again...

*revives*
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:blob_hmm: That's one hell of a glass.
 
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Azure_Fog said:
It really is~ Would you like a bottle~?
Although, I'd advise against it because if Nahrenne touches it, she would probably die...
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It's not something I would drink all the time, so no, thanks. :blobthumbsup:
 
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