SHF High-school Fanfic

[RepresentingPride]

@Sleds @BouncyCactus Isn't this Hera? Not Aphrodite? The one with the asshole, lusty hubby Zeus is Hera.
Though, actually, Aphrodite is pretty terrible too. She cheated on her husband Hephaestus for Ares because he was ugly to her eyes, and was a disabled person. Though, honestly, I don't remember how she became the bride of Hephaestus. I don't think that has ever come to my attention. There may be some distinguishing circumstances.

Oof. Actually, I looked it up just now. Zeus just hastily married her to Hephaestus as a slap-shod way of preventing the other gods from fighting for the sake of her love. She got dealt a raw deal with that. No wonder she cheated on Hephaestus. Who she wanted didn't even factor into who she married in the first place. Still think some of the reasoning in-mythos was pretty crappy. She could have handled it better, but I am sure she was bitter as fuck from having her choice taken from her.

That what I said a bit after, aphrodite are not related to family. The discussion was about aphrodite at first if I remember right.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

......
Okay.
*hands shot glass of it*
Do you look in~?

I do not. I'll just drink....

Also brb and I'll reply to the rest in a moment

 

[SRB]

You have fun in there, don't drown in white if you can

Mac won't be happy.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Looks like I was right in saying it would be before Friday. In the next few hours, this thread will become the longest.

 

[SRB]

Looks like I was right in saying it would be before Friday. In the next few hours, this thread will become the longest.

 

[MidnightFox]

Mac won't be happy.

And why would he be happy? And it's not my concern since LuoirM painted the walls of his cell white with [REDACTED] need i say more?

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Now I feel like wanting my version of Indeed.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Now I feel like wanting my version my Indeed.

Make a cute made with a plate of pudding! Endeed!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Four more pages, sorry Mrsimple.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Four more pages, sorry Mrsimple.

May he rest in peace.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

May he rest in peace.

RIP
You reminded me that I must pay my respects to him.
I will do that when we pass his thread.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Looks like I was right in saying it would be before Friday. In the next few hours, this thread will become the longest.

VICTORY~~~!!!! (almost)

 

[Azure_Fog]

*stops chasing Danny*
It smells like I would die if I drank it in one go. Perfect.
*looks into the shot glass and slowly takes a sip*

You look into the glass of Vodka.
Around you, reality starts to shatter, but you heed it no mind.
Your body starts tingling, but you resist, your Eldritch Russian blood kicking in.
Around you, shards of reality fall, shattering into the void.
You gulp the glass down, glass included.
Your head starts to spin-- perhaps literally, perhaps not.
No matter the answer, the world starts to move and bubble.
Despite having shattered, reality beyond turns a myriad of colors.
The thoughts within your head stop making sense as you lose yourself.
Lights dance, colors spin, and you spasm on the floor.
Finally, you pass out. What a hangover that will leave.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Nice of you to show restraint on something that touches on a personal matter for you! (and I mean this genuinely. I worry that the phrasing could sound sarcastic) ?

Have fun reading the rest of the thread.

 

[SRB]

You look into the glass of Vodka.
Around you, reality starts to shatter, but you heed it no mind.
Your body starts tingling, but you resist, your Eldritch Russian blood kicking in.
Around you, shards of reality fall, shattering into the void.
You gulp the glass down, glass included.
Your head starts to spin-- perhaps literally, perhaps not.
No matter the answer, the world starts to move and bubble.
Despite having shattered, reality beyond turns a myriad of colors.
The thoughts within your head stop making sense as you lose yourself.
Lights dance, colors spin, and you spasm on the floor.
Finally, you pass out. What a hangover that will leave.

*happy Russian noises*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I do not. I'll just drink....

Also brb and I'll reply to the rest in a moment

The first drop of alcohol falls from the glass.
It begins to collapse into a black hole, only to cease, as if time itself had stopped.
The lock of white hair upon your head glows red, turning back the clock of the drop.
It falls, suppressed, past your lips into your mouth.
It touches your tongue, and immediately you feel something is wrong.
It burns, it burns, it burns!
Yet, there is no fire, only pain.
The liquid soon follows, cascading down into your mouth, burning away your flesh with invisible fire.
Your soul is ripped apart by the tiny waterfall of vodka.
As the glass empties, your soulless corpse falls to the floor, spasming, glitching, and phasing in and out of reality.
The corpse glitches once, twice, and folds in onto itself.
Never to be seen again...

*revives*

 

[SRB]

The first drop of alcohol falls from the glass.
It begins to collapse into a black hole, only to cease, as if time itself had stopped.
The lock of white hair upon your head glows red, turning back the clock of the drop.
It falls, suppressed, past your lips into your mouth.
It touches your tongue, and immediately you feel something is wrong.
It burns, it burns, it burns!
Yet, there is no fire, only pain.
The liquid soon follows, cascading down into your mouth, burning away your flesh with invisible fire.
Your soul is ripped apart by the tiny waterfall of vodka.
As the glass empties, your soulless corpse falls to the floor, spasming, glitching, and phasing in and out of reality.
The corpse glitches once, twice, and folds in onto itself.
Never to be seen again...

*revives*

That's one hell of a glass.

 

[Azure_Fog]

That's one hell of a glass.

It really is~ Would you like a bottle~?
Although, I'd advise against it because if Nahrenne touches it, she would probably die...

 

[SRB]

It really is~ Would you like a bottle~?
Although, I'd advise against it because if Nahrenne touches it, she would probably die...

It's not something I would drink all the time, so no, thanks.

 

[Azure_Fog]

It's not something I would drink all the time, so no, thanks.

Okay~
*chugs bottle of vodka*
Hmmm~ I think I could make it stronger~