SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

*picks up*
*heavy as f@^&%*
*slowly moving across galaxy*

Slow~
*whips 100 times*

It is the very cornerstone of this relationship... Can it even exist without it?

No~

No, please no!

Hehehehhe~

Note to myself: Is Azure going easy on me? She has shown immense patience and hasn't used her OP powers. Normally, she would have obliterated me.
There are two possibilities:

• She's getting fond of me and thus wants to avoid causing me too much harm. She's just playing with her adopted brother.
• Being part of the Eldritch family, the essence of Eldritch powers is starting to converge upon me, and with the addition of Azure and my close bond with Ane-San and Mama, I am becoming an Eldritch horror myself.

Wrong~ The answer is that toying with you is more fun~
*stabs out of existence*

In any case:

Nope~
*stabs plan*

ME TOO!

No~
*stabs*
*whispers in ear*
The only one you need is me~ Hehe~
*stabs harder*

Great minds think alike Matcha-kun

No, your idiotic part is resonating with Matcha~ Only your mind is great~

 

[Nahrenne]

It's just a manner of speech.

Oh
'-'

...
*reaches for the vodka bottle again*

*keeps it out of reach*

Just stay like that for a bit.
*huggles back*

*keeps huggling you while slowly stroking your chest*
There, there

Huh. To be honest, I forgot you had a haircut...

My serial killer is cannibalistic, posing as a church member. He also has a great passion for children.
He uses traps, crossbows, blades and steel wires. On this he is not very original.
I don't think you'd like that.

No calling card.
And for two children in particular.
'-'

...
*reaches for the vodka bottle harder*

*continues to keep it out of reach*

After listening and watching the video I started thinking about Anastasia (1997) animated movie. It's american production, but it's about Anastasia Romanoff and gave me a bit similar vibe. Was actually obsessed with this movie as a kid. has lots of good music too.

Ahhh, I liked that film.

I periodically listen to that song and In the Dark of the Night

Fun fact, the guy who voiced Rasputin was the one who voiced Pooh Bear in [Winnie the Pooh] stuff.


X

 

[Nahrenne]

Oh yeah, and I had a huge crush on Dmitri in [Anastasia]
'-'

X

 

[Azure_Fog]

*continues to keep it out of reach*

*teleports vodka to self*
*drinks all of it*
Hmm~ Tasty~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Nope~
*stabs plan*

Wrong~ The answer is that toying with you is more fun~
*stabs out of existence*

Can you describe in detail how you stab me?
I have a limited mind so I didn't realize I was dead yet.

 

[Nahrenne]

*teleports vodka to self*
*drinks all of it*
Hmm~ Tasty~

'o'
You just had an indirect kiss with SRB.
'o'

X

 

[Azure_Fog]

Can you describe in detail how you stab me?
I have a limited mind so I didn't realize I was dead yet.

…
Man, you really are dumb~
*stabs Matcha is the chest*
*Matcha falls over and dies*

'o'
You just had an indirect kiss with SRB.
'o'

X

I only teleported the vodka, so I didn’t~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Slow~
*whips 100 times*

*[REDACTED] x 100*
*starts moving faster*
*also the star feels lighter*
*it's because gazing upon Her Stabbyness with these enhanced eyes makes me see her cuteness even more*

*almost drops the star*
*is fine*
*continues walking happy*

No~

No

No~
*stabs*
*whispers in ear*
The only one you need is me~ Hehe~
*stabs harder*

It was in the past Your Stabbyness Ever since this Daikon met you, she can have a crush only on you, naturally

No, your idiotic part is resonating with Matcha~ Only your mind is great~

Azure said I have a great mind ehehehe

 

[SRB]

*keeps it out of reach*

Just a sip, I need it to keep my sanity!

*keeps huggling you while slowly stroking your chest*
There, there

*calms down*

*continues to keep it out of reach*

Fine

Ahhh, I liked that film.

I periodically listen to that song and In the Dark of the Night

Fun fact, the guy who voiced Rasputin was the one who voiced Pooh Bear in [Winnie the Pooh] stuff.


X

That reminds me. Russian Winnie the Pooh. Everyone should watch it.

*teleports vodka to self*
*drinks all of it*
Hmm~ Tasty~

Spoiler: Not for Nahrenne's eyes

I'm going to steal enough multiverses to rip off your legs and beat you with them.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

…
Man, you really are dumb~
*stabs Matcha is the chest*
*Matcha falls over and dies*

Too weak.
I'm already respawned.
That's why I didn't realize I was dead.

 

[Nahrenne]

Just a sip, I need it to keep my sanity!

Nope.
You've managed to keep plenty sane without it before

*calms down*

Good boy.
*continues to massage you*

Fine

I knew you had good mental strength.

Spoiler: Not for Nahrenne's eyes

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I very nearly clicked on this.

X

 

[SRB]

'o'
You just had an indirect kiss with SRB.
'o'

X

... I could remind you of something, but I feel like I shouldn't.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ahhh, I liked that film.

I periodically listen to that song and In the Dark of the Night

Fun fact, the guy who voiced Rasputin was the one who voiced Pooh Bear in [Winnie the Pooh] stuff.


X

Oh that one is good too!

*checks who voiced Rasputin*
That's Dock from Back to the Future!!! He's great!

Oh yeah, and I had a huge crush on Dmitri in [Anastasia]
'-'

X

It's impossible to watch his movie and not crush on anybody

*teleports vodka to self*
*drinks all of it*
Hmm~ Tasty~

oi! That's mama's eldritch vodka! You gonna get drunk!

'o'
You just had an indirect kiss with SRB.
'o'

X

MOTHER. PREPARE TO DIE.​

 

[Azure_Fog]

*[REDACTED] x 100*
*starts moving faster*
*also the star feels lighter*
*it's because gazing upon Her Stabbyness with these enhanced eyes makes me see her cuteness even more*

*almost drops the star*
*is fine*
*continues walking happy*

Walking~? Only walking~? Get running~!
*grabs second whip*
*double whips 400 times*

It was in the past Your Stabbyness Ever since this Daikon met you, she can have a crush only on you, naturally

I see~ Good~

Azure said I have a great mind ehehehe

*gives headpats*

I'm going to steal enough multiverses to rip off your legs and beat you with them.

Good luck~ It’s only over 10^45 more you need~
*dumps vodka on your head*

Too weak.
I'm already respawned.
That's why I didn't realize I was dead.

That’s not me being weak~ It’s the system being good~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Definitely. It is a part of who you are, but we are much more than our bodies.

*confusion*
Good night btw.

 

[Nahrenne]

... I could remind you of something, but I feel like I shouldn't.

Hmm?

X

 

[SRB]

MOTHER. PREPARE TO DIE.​

Oh, calm down, you big baby.

I only teleported the vodka, so I didn’t~

See?

 

[Azure_Fog]

oi! That's mama's eldritch vodka! You gonna get drunk!

I’m an Eldritch too~ Besides, this is the weaker stuff~ I’d need a full few galaxies worth to eve grt tipsy~

 

[SRB]

Hmm?

X

You stuck a finger in my mouth just to see if my saliva tasted good. It didn't. It tasted like pure alcohol.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh, calm down, you big baby.

See?

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Better