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SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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I just like snakes, they are such cute animals, that reminds me of a dog that killed a snake...
I envy them.
I like snakes, they're very cool.
*another swig from the vodka bottle*
 

SRB

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Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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Be strong, they're not even close to being done with that.
Ah...no...um...
It's because DTD did something graphically gory that involves bleble, and I saw it.
@DannyTheDaikon can go into more detail on that since I don't really wish to recall that...
:blob_dizzy:
...

Bruh.
???
Matcha-kun so lucky! My little brother so amazing! :blob_aww: I always failed at this part! They always say "I don't want to be friends, I want to be more" :blob_upset: Where are my friends humph!
'o'
Am I not a friend?
:blob_teary:
... I'm going to the vodka corner of anyone wants to find me. It's time for sad and drunk slavic mama.
'o'
Why are you sad, SRB?
*goes over to you and huggles you from behind*
You know a strange thing...

In my family, on my mother's side, every woman has these prophetic dreams and have terrifyingly good results in fortune-telling.

It's the same with the women on Dad's side. Men usually don't have such abilities-or they don't develop them.

Why am I saying all this? Because right now I remembered my dream from a year ago, where I read exactly this thread and exactly these messages.

Even my future-seeing powers are leading me to this place. I don't know if that's a good thing.
That's called women's intuition.
'-'
*takes another swig from the vodka bottle*
Ah...
*another swig from the vodka bottle*
:blob_hmph:
No more drinking!
*takes the bottle from you*

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RepresentingDesire

Eye of Desire
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Snakes are cool :blob_uwu:
No, they are cute!
Redacted~? Someone’s enjoying this~
*whips seven times*
This is definitely a BDSM relationship.
Would.
*is happy but tired*
t-thank you, Your Stabbyness! It was a wonderful workout! Now I can even eat punch a blackhole :blob_aww:
:blob_cookie:
Can I be the sister?
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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Ah...no...um...
It's because DTD did something graphically gory that involves bleble, and I saw it.
@DannyTheDaikon can go into more detail on that since I don't really wish to recall that...
:blob_dizzy:
Ah.
Bruh.
*does not elaborate*
'o'
Why are you sad, SRB?
*goes over to you and huggles you from behind*
I made a spelling mistake. :blob_teary:
That's called women's intuition.
'-'
No, what they have is a bit different... I've seen woman's intuition, it's scary and fascinating. What my grandma and sister can do is straight up see the future.
Ah...

:blob_hmph:
No more drinking!
*takes the bottle from you*

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*reaches for the bottle*
*can't, because being hugged*
*gives up*
Okaaaay.
Can I be the sister?
Sure! Imma go cook for a bit.
 
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Ah...no...um...
It's because DTD did something graphically gory that involves bleble, and I saw it.
@DannyTheDaikon can go into more detail on that since I don't really wish to recall that...
:blob_dizzy:
I slit my wrist and coated a slice of daikon with my blood :sweating_profusely: Azure is making me insensitive to gore
'o'
Am I not a friend?
:blob_teary:
You are!!!!! :blob_aww: *huggles* :blob_reach:
Damn.
Would /jk
:blob_evil: Hot mama :blob_evil:

:blob_evil: *feels proud*
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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Bruh.
*does not elaborate*
'-'
I'm a girl, though.
I made a slelling mistake. :blob_teary:
Slelling?
:blob_frown:
Is that a Russian word?
No, what they have is a bit different... I've seen woman's intuition, it's scary and fascinating. What my grandma and sister can do is straight up see the future.
Women's intuition comes in different levels.
There's would be classed as verging on transcendent
'-'
*reaches for the bottle*
*can't, because being hugged*
*gives up*
Okaaaay.
Good boy.
*huggles you tighter before loosening*
Need me to do anything to make you feel better?
My irl sister. AI generated two people and I thought "why not?"
Ohhhh
For half a second I thought it was supposed to be me since my hair is that length now.
:sweat_smile:

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