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SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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As you touch them, you cease to exist.

Foolish~ Did you forget Scarlet Apple destroys anything it touches~? Well… there goes my arm…
Huh. To be fair, I didn't remember that.
*fockin dies*
*respawns with my collection because it's a part of him, your arm included*
Where did you even get Scarlet Apple? Did you sell your sanity for it?
 

ArcadiaBlade

I'm a Lazy Writer, So What?
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I think i just remember that I once BS my way to people, saying that I had precognition but they didn't believe it till one day, out of anger, called out two couples that would break up in a year. I was scolded for saying such rude words and people laugh at it, thinking that it was just a joke.

A year later, someone told me that the couple who had the most wholesome relationship, ended up breaking up after the guy found out that his girlfriend cheated on him with his friend and no one remembered that the day they broke up was the same day I predicted them breaking up.

Well, I also didn't remember what I said until the same guy was the person who remember what I said.
 
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Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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Huh. To be fair, I didn't remember that.
*fockin dies*
*respawns with my collection because it's a part of him, your arm included*
Where did you even get Scarlet Apple? Did you sell your sanity for it?

*sigh*
I made it~
*travels back in time*
*steals arm before it gets stolen*
*returns to present*
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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yay! headpats! :blob_melt:
can I have a coffee too? I'm starting to turn into grumpy daikon without it
Which type~? You can only have it black though~
Your options are:
  • $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
  • Half decent coffee
  • Actually good coffee
  • Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
  • Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
  • Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
  • Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
  • Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
  • Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon)
  • Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
  • Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
  • Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond Daikon comprehension)
 
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Which type~? You can only have it black though~
Your options are:
  • $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
  • Half decent coffee
  • Actually good coffee
  • Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
  • Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
  • Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
  • Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
  • Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
  • Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon)
  • Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
  • Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
  • Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond Daikon comprehension)
I'll have the Azure's coffee naturally :blob_sir: my Stabstress' name is on it so this is what I must pick :blob_sir:
 
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