SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Danny is already breaking reality~ I’m proud~
*gives head pats*
*wraps hair around*
*makes hair near you sharp so you get sliced by it*

ara~ how am I breaking?
also
yay!
huh
why am I bleeding
gahhhhggg

 

[Azure_Fog]

ara~ how am I breaking?
also
yay!
huh
why am I bleeding
gahhhhggg

Because you hug tackled me while hugging me~
Also “gahhhggg”~? I thought you’d enjoy it more than that~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Because you hug tackled me while hugging me~

this is certainly possible without reality breaking, bit I don't mind more power

Also “gahhhggg”~? I thought you’d enjoy it more than that~

ehehe... I enjoyed it very much!
was expecting something softer tho

please spoil me more Your Stabbyness!

 

[Azure_Fog]

this is certainly possible without reality breaking, bit I don't mind more power

ehehe... I enjoyed it very much!
was expecting something softer tho

please spoil me more Your Stabbyness!

Enjoy this Danny~
*slowly starts slicing with hair*
*starts eating*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Enjoy this Danny~
*slowly starts slicing with hair*
*starts eating*

*daikon sashimi*
aaAaaAhhHhhh~ oh Your Stabbyness is getting better and better at this

 

[Azure_Fog]

*daikon sashimi*
aaAaaAhhHhhh~ oh Your Stabbyness is getting better and better at this

Ehehe~
*continues slicing*
*hair starts stabbing too*
*continues eating*

 

[SRB]

Want another~? I have a few more~
*holds a bunch of cookies up with hair*

Sure!
*half of the cookies get stuck in the body*
*the other half disappears*
Aw, man.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sure!
*half of the cookies get stuck in the body*
*the other half disappears*
Aw, man.

Russian~ just manipulate their states so they don’t phase through or force the probability to phase through things to fail~
*hands cookie jar*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~
*continues slicing*
*hair starts stabbing too*
*continues eating*

AaaaAaah~ Your Stabbyness knows what this Daikon likes so well

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mhmm~
*continues slicing*
*stabby hairs stab further*
*casts blood regeneration magic on Damny*
*starts sucking blood*
*rotates between blood sucking and eating*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Mhmm~
*continues slicing*
*stabby hairs stab further*
*casts blood regeneration magic on Damny*
*starts sucking blood*
*rotates between blood sucking and eating*

*is in heaven*
aaAaaAhhHhhh Your Stabbyness is the best!
ehehhe
AaaaAaah ~

 

[Azure_Fog]

*is in heaven*
aaAaaAhhHhhh Your Stabbyness is the best!
ehehhe
AaaaAaah ~

I’m the best~
*slicing pace increases*
*stabby hair stabs harder*
*breaks reality to both eat and suck at the same time*
*sucks harder*
*eats faster*

 

[SRB]

Russian~ just manipulate their states so they don’t phase through or force the probability to phase through things to fail~
*hands cookie jar*

Oh, right, because I have your arm I can do that. I forgot about that.
*decreases the probability of disappearing to zero*
*eats cookies*
Wow, that's very good.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh, right, because I have your arm I can do that. I forgot about that.
*decreases the probability of disappearing to zero*
*eats cookies*
Wow, that's very good.

GIMME MY ARM BACK~!!!
*stabs*
*throws cookies at lightspeed*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I’m the best~
*slicing pace increases*
*stabby hair stabs harder*
*breaks reality to both eat and suck at the same time*
*sucks harder*
*eats faster*

Daikon Ascension

 

[SRB]

GIMME MY ARM BACK~!!!
*stabs*
*throws cookies at lightspeed*

*dodge*
*eats the cookies*
You do realize that you have two arms right now? Why do you need-

Daikon Ascension

Oh my.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Daikon Ascension

…
*stabs really, really hard*

*dodge*
*eats the cookies*
You do realize that you have two arms right now? Why do you need-

To eat, of course~
Now gimme!
*throws 70 Scarlet Apples at light speed*

 

[SRB]

To eat, of course~
Now gimme!
*throws 70 Scarlet Apples at light speed*

Self-cannibalism is gross, so no.
*catches them all with 70 arms, throws them back at you, but now they're coated with Eldritch vodka*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*stabs really, really hard*

but... im already dead

 

[Azure_Fog]

Self-cannibalism is gross, so no.
*catches them all with 70 arms, throws them back at you, but now they're coated with Eldritch vodka*

As you touch them, you cease to exist.

Foolish~ Did you forget Scarlet Apple destroys anything it touches~? Well… there goes my arm…

but... im already dead

Not if I say you aren’t~