SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

Good morning-

And I came back to you arguing about powers like small children. I love this place.

o/
Hope you slept well!

Sasuga Her Stabbyness Stabbing comes to you as br... no wait you don't breathe really... ...as stabbing

this makes no sense

You could have said:
Stabbing comes to you as breathing does for mortals.

Which do you prefer?

*saves them all into reference and backgrounds folder cos they're pretty*

How about a chapter where Rhaps gives everyone drugs that turn their personality 180 degrees?

*doesn't take drugs*
'-'

Nahrenne: [CENSORED]

From what has happened here...what would need to be censored?

MC69, you need to be careful that you don't melt, because you are looking hot.

...Okay, if Lord Matcha willing to do it... then I'll try! >_>

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I-I can't do it! I refuuuuuuse! I can't be anywhere near heroic

'-'
I couldn't understand any of that.

X

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

She literally can't win against the hero, her own powers ensures she loses no matter what. If she loses, she dies and Ssemouy comes back, and everything that happened with her is treated as if it were a dream.

Oh, and the sheet is here, I knew it would be buried in the messages, but I thought it should be pretty easy to search anyways. I should have probably asked @Corty to link it in the front page+glossary for easier access

SHF High-school Fanfic

Does Danny hair in human form smell like radish still

forum.scribblehub.com

...Okay, if Lord Matcha willing to do it... then I'll try! >_>

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I-I can't do it! I refuuuuuuse! I can't be anywhere near heroic

It's all good, Seymour!
Definitely not an alter ego created from my numerous deaths, the collapse of the fourth wall, meeting your alter ego, Corty's kindness, and Boi's vodka. I'm still the very villainous Lord Matcha.
I would never wear a white fedora. Not even under torture.
I hope it...

***
What is Philosophantasia? What is Lunacia? And dysutopia?
Damn, I am too fascinated by your lore.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

What is Philosophantasia? What is Lunacia? And dysutopia?

Philosophantasia is a combination of Philosophy and fantasia, the philosophy of fantasies?
Lunacia is a fancy word for lunacy?
Dysutopia is just another way of saying dystopia?

 

[Kureous]

ello ? ?

 

[Nahrenne]

It's all good, Seymour!
Definitely not an alter ego created from my numerous deaths, the collapse of the fourth wall, meeting your alter ego, Corty's kindness, and Boi's vodka. I'm still the very villainous Lord Matcha.
I would never wear a white fedora. Not even under torture.
I hope it...

***
What is Philosophantasia? What is Lunacia? And dysutopia?
Damn, I am too fascinated by your lore.

Can you translate the text for me, please?


X

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

MC69, you need to be careful that you don't melt, because you are looking hot.

Unfortunately, I am made of chocolate, my melting point is too low

'-'
I couldn't understand any of that.

X

Can you translate the text for me, please?


X

Ssemouy cannot be near heroes and benevolent beings. When she tries to do so she has an adverse reaction that undermines her very existence. The text doesn't make much sense even though some hints hark back to her personal lore, which unfortunately I don't know. it's like it's a bug, an error, a glitch. A malfunction.

I'll put under spoilers what I was able to recover:

Spoiler: glitched text

On average, a sense of innumerable mountainsides se uphaboria fa That is all loved for missed in exhaustion of beloveds In a corner of the library unreachable even by transcendedness voice's maddening mumbling affection and dismantling weakness That name that dares starving among dull love words and of it who informed even without dear miserable Seymour Philosophantasia won't go missing and that beyond imagination dreadful but wonderful Being after witnessing it Unforgettable even in hours passed still shivering 10, who rules great compassion inscribed on bottom of Articulated poise playing affection and to evasive dream Fuminding indentifying Reader is missing only ½ ??? £ For there only lunacia For there only lunacia For there only lunacia For there endlessly wandering endlessly wandering endlessly wandering endlessly wandering endlessly dysutopia dysutopia dysutopia dysutopia dysutopia dysutopia

 

[Theirl]

ello ? ?

?

 

[Nahrenne]

Unfortunately, I am made of chocolate, my melting point is too low

I thought you only had chocolate powers, and that your actual self was half-demon.

Ssemouy cannot be near heroes and benevolent beings. When she tries to do so she has an adverse reaction that undermines her very existence. The text doesn't make much sense even though some hints hark back to her personal lore, which unfortunately I don't know. it's like it's a bug, an error, a glitch. A malfunction.

I'll put under spoilers what I was able to recover:

Spoiler: glitched text

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Ohhh
It kind of reminds me of the ramblings one would hear when an eldritch god/Old One would appear.
'-'

X

 

[SRB]

Dangerous Daikon

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I thought you only had chocolate powers, and that your actual self was half-demon.

I am still shocked by the appearance of White Knight.
I don't know what I'm saying.
You're right! I, Matcha, the beautiful half-demon, reign supreme over chocolate and love.
No matter how hot I am.
I will never melt.

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@DannyTheDaikon Ane-san, your new haircut looks great on you!

Ohhh
It kind of reminds me of the ramblings one would hear when an eldritch god/Old One would appear.

Yes, quite a bit.
It must hurt her, poor Ssemouy.

ello ? ?

Hello, my friend and business partner.
It is early for delivery.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You could have said:
Stabbing comes to you as breathing does for mortals.

*diligently notes down for future reference* Ah, Nahrenne is good with words as always

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It even looks a bit angy so cuteeee

@DannyTheDaikon Ane-san, your new haircut looks great on you!

Thank you, Matcha-kun My greens are back to being nice, green and healthy again

 

[Theirl]

Hello, my friend and business partner.
It is early for delivery.

?

 

[Nahrenne]

I am still shocked by the appearance of White Knight.
I don't know what I'm saying.
You're right! I, Matcha, the beautiful half-demon, reign supreme over chocolate and love.
No matter how hot I am.
I will never melt.

*huggles*
\(^o^)/

Hello, my friend and business partner.
It is early for delivery.

What were they delivering to you?

*diligently notes down for future reference* Ah, Nahrenne is good with words as always

*huggles*

X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

What's this about some strange text?

What is Philosophantasia? What is Lunacia? And dysutopia?

Words that don't exist, of course!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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Kyaaaa, goddess daikon plushie(alcoholic ver)! I could just pick it up and let it stab me (gently)

 

[SRB]

Kyaaaa, goddess daikon plushie(alcoholic ver)! I could just pick it up and let it stab me (gently)

An interesting fact: the knife in Danny's hands has been inside my flesh at least twice.

Edit: considering the fact that people were concerned about that, I feel the need to clarify - it was an accident.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Kyaaaa, goddess daikon plushie(alcoholic ver)! I could just pick it up and let it stab me (gently)

I should start changing myself to look more like that plushie, seems like the only option to get you to worship me properly

An interesting fact: the knife in Danny's hands has been inside my flesh at least twice.

I deny my involvement!

On a serious note - are you okay?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I deny my involvement!

On a serious note - are you okay?

Why shouldn't he beokay?

 

[Nahrenne]

An interesting fact: the knife in Danny's hands has been inside my flesh at least twice.

'-'
SRB...I think I've heard of people wielding their weapons and thrusting them into flesh and experiencing pleasure from it but...I don't like the idea of you hurting yourself like this...
*huggles*

Take better care of yourself, okay?
You recently even fell into an ice cold river...

QwQ

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Why shouldn't he beokay?

Because he stabbed himself/was stabbed at least 2 with this knife