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[Deleted member 146224]

Happy Birthday my fellow Villain Lord Matcha! ????

 

[SRB]

Well its a national holiday how should i know

Just noticed your status... You know you're gonna need two jobs to pay me up.

 

[Aaqil]

*Huggies for everyone*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wut

That's a bad gift for anyone...

I guess I'll have a lot more time for writing ahahahahahhhhhhehehh... *sob*

I'm fine

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Lord Matcha, you are just in time! I'm afraid I may disappoint you one more time, as the time travel plan didn't exactly work out. Paul refused to lend his time traveling device to an evil minion like me, and Azure told me to fight my own battles >_>. As such, my preperations were woefully inadequete

Nevertheless, I have tried to salvage the situation and make up for my incompetence with passion! First of all, I baked a giant cake, its flavors after your namesake. I made sure to incorporate your chocolate into the recipe!

I know the venue is sorely lacking in grandeur, and the food is far from bountiful... but that is all my current powers allow me to procure before the day ends. (OOC: I ran out of credits lmaaaoooo) Please think of this year as a small, personal event ^_^, I advise you to only invite your closest frie- I mean allies, that being the Triple Alliance of Evil and their direct relations.

Secondly, I know you are concerned about sharing what is rightfully yours, as it would be uncouth of you to partake in a giant cake just like the lowly masses. But worry not! I baked a batch just for you, Lord Matcha, happy birthday! It's all yours... I am content with just watching you eat. There were supposed to be strawberries, but I kind of ate them all... >_>
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*tries at all costs to hide the fact that he is moved*

... Damn, s-something must have gone in my beautiful eyes!

Oh, Seymour, you dare to present such a... quaint affair as a celebration worthy of Lord Matcha?
Time travel mishaps, cake baking debacles, and a venue that screams anything but grandeur—truly, you've outdone yourself in the art of underwhelming surprises! Yet, here I stand, on the brink of being moved by such an... unexpectedly touching attempt.

A cake flavored after my namesake, crafted with the very essence of chocolate that fuels my dark soul? I-ingenious...
And a private batch just for me, while you content yourself with merely watching? How delightfully self-sacrificing! The absence of strawberries will be noted in your permanent record, but fear not, for your villainous effort has somewhat softened the chocolate heart of this evil villain.

The venue lacking grandeur, the feast not bountiful, and yet you expect this to be sufficient for the likes of the Triple Alliance of Evil?
Oh, Seymour, your incompetence is only matched by your audacity. But fear not, for your passion, albeit misdirected, has somehow managed to amuse me. A small, personal event, you say? Very well. We shall make do with this... quaint gathering.

And as for the cake all for myself, fear not, I shall deign to partake in this solitary pleasure you've crafted.
Watching me eat, content with just that? Your servitude knows no bounds.

OOC: I ran out of credits lmaaaoooo)

Gather our nefarious allies, for we shall partake in this modest festivity with the kind of subdued enthusiasm that only true villains can muster.
Let the Triple Alliance of Evil witness this display of minimalistic grandeur, a testament to our resilience in the face of budgetary constraints...

So, Seymour, even if your preparations did not achieve the epic celebration I had envisioned, they still created a somewhat entertaining, if not captivating, story of dedication. Fear not, for your efforts will be remembered, perhaps in a small footnote, but remembered nonetheless.

Happy birthday to me, indeed!
Let the celebration of this minor yet significant victory commence, with the hope that next year, you might actually secure those strawberries...

*embarrassed, he cuts a piece of the cake and offers it to Ssemouy.*

 

[Aaqil]

So. How are you all going to spend/have already spent Valentine's Day? Personally, I'm going to work

Long jumps,

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Am i supposed to be surprised or disappointed that nobody reacted to today being a national Wine holiday in my country

Germany has beer fest so it's not that surprising. My country, for instance, has a day for stuffing yourself with cakes, sweet rolls, and everything fat/sweet and delicious This type of holidays I like the most

 

[HelloHound]

So....i was wondering, how would you guys and gal feel about a chap where there's only cuddling ? Just a question

I'm pro cuddling

 

[LuoirM]

So... We saw Rhaps naked?

 

[MidnightFox]

I guess I'll have a lot more time for writing ahahahahahhhhhhehehh... *sob*

You don't sound fine

 

[Aaqil]

Happy birthday to me, indeed!

 

[Aaqil]

I'm fine

 

[Theirl]

Just noticed your status... You know you're gonna need two jobs to pay me up.

hey at least im trying man, there would be people that woundt even try u know

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

NOTE: I'm sorry, I'm completely in role-playing mode; the chocolate must have gone to my head.

Happy Birthday, Lord Macha. Wishing you the happiest birthday! ?

Ah, Reina, your wishes bring a sinister smile to my face.
The happiest of birthdays, you say? Happiness is but a fleeting distraction for the likes of Lord Matcha, yet coming from you, I'll allow this momentary lapse into sentimentality.
Let us hope that this year brings more than just happiness; let it bring chaos, conquest, power, and girls!
Your felicitations are accepted and will be stored in the depths of my dark chocolate heart, where they shall fuel my next grand, evil scheme.

Thank you

But it's too pretty to eat...
*puts it in a glass jar and places on a display shelf away from direct sunlight*

X

Ah, Nahrenne, preserving the beauty of such a creation for eternity, are we?
A fitting tribute to the magnificence that is Lord Matcha, I must admit.
However, let it be known that the true essence of my power lies not in mere aesthetics but in the dark, delectable depths of flavor that such a confection harbors. Yet, your method of admiration... it has a certain, shall we say, villainous flair.
Ensuring it remains untouched and admired from afar—how deliciously cunning!
Remember, though, should you ever decide to unleash its true potential, make sure it's in the dead of night, when its mischievous powers can fully resonate with the shadows.
Away from prying eyes.

 

[ManwX]

Dammit I missed my chance..

 

[Theirl]

SEYMOURRRR!!!

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.

@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.

And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.

And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.

For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...

happy birthday
im broke so hmmm no gift...

sorry

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You don't sound fine

I'm fine Just annoyed, because it really messed up my plans...

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[SRB]

Dammit I missed my chance..

What chance? If you wanna become another Comrade, you can just dm your character description to Corty, he's gonna add you to the glossary.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*tries at all costs to hide the fact that he is moved*

... Damn, s-something must have gone in my beautiful eyes!

Oh, Seymour, you dare to present such a... quaint affair as a celebration worthy of Lord Matcha?
Time travel mishaps, cake baking debacles, and a venue that screams anything but grandeur—truly, you've outdone yourself in the art of underwhelming surprises! Yet, here I stand, on the brink of being moved by such an... unexpectedly touching attempt.

A cake flavored after my namesake, crafted with the very essence of chocolate that fuels my dark soul? I-ingenious...
And a private batch just for me, while you content yourself with merely watching? How delightfully self-sacrificing! The absence of strawberries will be noted in your permanent record, but fear not, for your villainous effort has somewhat softened the chocolate heart of this evil villain.

The venue lacking grandeur, the feast not bountiful, and yet you expect this to be sufficient for the likes of the Triple Alliance of Evil?
Oh, Seymour, your incompetence is only matched by your audacity. But fear not, for your passion, albeit misdirected, has somehow managed to amuse me. A small, personal event, you say? Very well. We shall make do with this... quaint gathering.

And as for the cake all for myself, fear not, I shall deign to partake in this solitary pleasure you've crafted.
Watching me eat, content with just that? Your servitude knows no bounds.


Gather our nefarious allies, for we shall partake in this modest festivity with the kind of subdued enthusiasm that only true villains can muster.
Let the Triple Alliance of Evil witness this display of minimalistic grandeur, a testament to our resilience in the face of budgetary constraints...

So, Seymour, even if your preparations did not achieve the epic celebration I had envisioned, they still created a somewhat entertaining, if not captivating, story of dedication. Fear not, for your efforts will be remembered, perhaps in a small footnote, but remembered nonetheless.

Happy birthday to me, indeed!
Let the celebration of this minor yet significant victory commence, with the hope that next year, you might actually secure those strawberries...

*embarrassed, he cuts a piece of the cake and offers it to Ssemouy.*

L-lord Matcha, for this simple act of mercy, I am eternally grateful...
As she shakily reaches for the cake, her hair starts turning pink, only to slowly fade away.
?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I guess I'll have a lot more time for writing ahahahahahhhhhhehehh... *sob*

I'm fine

Hope you're not in a bind. Here's to finding a new job soon!