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MidnightFox1 said:
No reaction to this? Are you turning into a bigger pervert from a simple prank?
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I was busy printing it and covering my walls with it, so I can look at those beautiful words when I'm in bed ? It makes my heart go doki doki ?
 
MatchaChocolate69

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SsemouyOnan said:
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...Lord matcha?
screams of agony
doubles over on the floor and pukes fire Bleh x.x

(Turns out the pure heart part meant my heart was pumped full of pure alcohol. Oops.)
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SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s:

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.


@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.


And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.




And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.


For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...
 
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MidnightFox1 said:
Are you perhaps building a Harem with Azure Me and @SsemouyOnan?
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You have a death wish? Suggesting my Yandere that she would have to share :blob_neutral: You saw what happened when I NTR'd myself... Also bold of you to assume I'll let you anywhere near my Rootling :blobspearpeek: I'll turn you into a masochist myself
 
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s:

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.


@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.


And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.




And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.


For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...
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:blob_aww: This looks amazing! I look damn good as a chocolate daikon :blob_uwu: I shall remember to repay you on the White Day :blob_uwu:
 
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s:

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.


@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.


And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.




And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.


For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...
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Corty will remember this. :blob_catflip:
 
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s:

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.


@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.


And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.




And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.


For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...
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uaaa, hangooover... Huurts :blob_dizzy: WAIT? LORD MATCHA's BIRTHDAY?!
unhangovers self

How could I have been so careless as to sleep through the preparations? I've yet to even prepare the function room, set up the decorations, bake the cake and hire the marching band! I sincerely apologize, Lord Matcha, I must rectify this carelessness posthaste! Even so, my performance would still be inadequate... Perhaps I must borrow a time machine to accomplish everything in a timely manner.
 
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MatchaChocolate69 said:
SEYMOURRRR!!! :mad_s:

FINALLY! Seymour, you finally wake up! For Evil Sake!
I've shouted your name more times than @Corty has rejected my advances.
Imagine the scene: I, the magnificent MATCHA, forced to summon the assistance of one of my underlings.
And do you know why? Because today is no ordinary day.
Today is my birthday, which coincidentally falls on Valentine's Day as well! A coincidence? I think not.

It's clearly a sign of fate that this day was created especially for me, the supreme seducer.
Every heart should beat in unison in my honor, and every hand should extend to receive the gift of my chocolate.
So, get moving, Seymour! Help me distribute these divine delights.
We cannot allow even a single soul to escape the magic of my chocolate today.

Here we are, @DannyTheDaikon ! Happy Valentine's Day! Accept this chocolate as a sign of my immense... no, wait, my moderate malevolence.


@Azure_Fog , don't make that face. I know deep down in your villain heart you have a weakness for chocolate, especially if it comes from myself.


And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.




And @Reinaislost , for you as well. May this chocolate symbolize the sweet possibilities that lie ahead, even if you lean towards the savory. Happy Valentine's Day, and may the enchantment of this day bring us all a little closer, even in the most unexpected of ways.


For you, @Voidiris , a confection as enigmatic as your essence, crafted from the shadows of sweetness, to allure your ethereal tastes...
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Happy birthday! :blob_party::blobtaco::blobtaco:
 
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