SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

I just learned that I lost my job I having a bit of an "angy time"

Wut

That's a bad gift for anyone...

 

[MidnightFox]

Wut

That's a bad gift for anyone...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Corty will remember this.

@MatchaChocolate69
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Happy... that... you know what! Don't misunderstand it... BAKA!

WOOOAHHH! Ahem...

Ah, Corty, my dear, you've truly caught me off guard with such a sweet gesture!
I must say, I didn't expect the day to come when the mighty Corty would grace me with such a delightful offering. Is this perhaps a secret admission of your undying affection for me? Fear not, for your bold move has not gone unnoticed. Here's also a gift for you, my arch-nemesis, don't get it wrong, it's just because I don't want to feel indebted.
It's not like I spent hours trying to create the perfect sculpture, failing and retrying, but I kept on because... I had to make you a gift... ahem.

uaaa, hangooover... Huurts WAIT? LORD MATCHA's BIRTHDAY?!
unhangovers self

How could I have been so careless as to sleep through the preparations? I've yet to even prepare the function room, set up the decorations, bake the cake and hire the marching band! I sincerely apologize, Lord Matcha, I must rectify this carelessness posthaste! Even so, my performance would still be inadequate... Perhaps I must borrow a time machine to accomplish everything in a timely manner.

Seymour, my dear underachieving shadow, it seems your already subterranean standards have managed to find a new low.
If only you'd channel your boundless energy into serving me, rather than fluttering about like a lost moth around every villain in sight, we might actually get somewhere! Is it truly so much to ask for service befitting a villain of my caliber? Must I really spell out what it means to meet my lofty expectations?

Nevertheless, I have something for you... don't get the wrong idea... it's a token of my, let's say, 'appreciation' for sticking by my side through thick and thin, or should I say, from one nefarious plot to another. Here's to us, in bad and worse...

 

[Corty]

It's not like I spent hours trying to create the perfect sculpture, failing and retrying, but I kept on because... I had to make you a gift... ahem.

I will... accept this because.... it would be rude not to, hmph!

 

[SRB]

I'm sorry it's so late, Comrades. It's for every single soul out here, it's not as extravagant as Matcha's, but it comes with vodka!

The bottle is also edible.

And this one is for you, Comrade @MatchaChocolate69. It's the best of both worlds, moonshine and chocolate.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

And this one is for you, Comrade @MatchaChocolate69. It's the best of both worlds, moonshine and chocolate.

Na zdorovje, comrade! ?
Chocolate and booze, what more could I ask for? A true friend?
I think I already have one.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Seymour, my dear underachieving shadow, it seems your already subterranean standards have managed to find a new low.
If only you'd channel your boundless energy into serving me, rather than fluttering about like a lost moth around every villain in sight, we might actually get somewhere! Is it truly so much to ask for service befitting a villain of my caliber? Must I really spell out what it means to meet my lofty expectations?

Nevertheless, I have something for you... don't get the wrong idea... it's a token of my, let's say, 'appreciation' for sticking by my side through thick and thin, or should I say, from one nefarious plot to another. Here's to us, in bad and worse...

Lord Matcha, you are just in time! I'm afraid I may disappoint you one more time, as the time travel plan didn't exactly work out. Paul refused to lend his time traveling device to an evil minion like me, and Azure told me to fight my own battles >_>. As such, my preperations were woefully inadequete

Nevertheless, I have tried to salvage the situation and make up for my incompetence with passion! First of all, I baked a giant cake, its flavors after your namesake. I made sure to incorporate your chocolate into the recipe!

I know the venue is sorely lacking in grandeur, and the food is far from bountiful... but that is all my current powers allow me to procure before the day ends. (OOC: I ran out of credits lmaaaoooo) Please think of this year as a small, personal event ^_^, I advise you to only invite your closest frie- I mean allies, that being the Triple Alliance of Evil and their direct relations.

Secondly, I know you are concerned about sharing what is rightfully yours, as it would be uncouth of you to partake in a giant cake just like the lowly masses. But worry not! I baked a batch just for you, Lord Matcha, happy birthday! It's all yours... I am content with just watching you eat. There were supposed to be strawberries, but I kind of ate them all... >_>

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Happy Birthday, Lord Macha. Wishing you the happiest birthday! ?

 

[Aaqil]

This slight will not go unnoticed, stray.

 

[Aaqil]

?

 

[MidnightFox]

This is probably a dead giveaway to which country i live in but here we celebrate Wine along side Valentines Day https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trifon_Zarezan

 

[Nahrenne]

So....i was wondering, how would you guys and gal feel about a chap where there's only cuddling ? Just a question

I huggle most people anyway.
(^-^)

@georgelee5786's avi in that pic is Capitano!
He looks so hot!

So. How are you all going to spend/have already spent Valentine's Day? Personally, I'm going to work

Celebrating a family member's birthday

I made them a tiramisu as the 'cake'

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...Lord matcha?
screams of agony
doubles over on the floor and pukes fire Bleh x.x

(Turns out the pure heart part meant my heart was pumped full of pure alcohol. Oops.)

I knew MC69 would be able to wake her up

Well, I suppose I could take off my glasses to have an excuse for glaring. And in my case it would totally be out of jealousy.

You wear glasses?!

And @Nahrenne , my dear, this is for you. A chocolate feast wouldn't be complete without you tasting my latest creation. Yes, I know, you prefer savoury foods, but who can really resist the call of Matcha's chocolate? EXTRA-BITTER just for you.

Thank you

But it's too pretty to eat...
*puts it in a glass jar and places on a display shelf away from direct sunlight*

X

 

[Aaqil]

I'm actually surprised it's only 3 people

Am a white cat,

 

[SRB]

You wear glasses?!

Ye, I do, got my poor eyesight from my grandma.

 

[MidnightFox]

Am i supposed to be surprised or disappointed that nobody reacted to today being a national Wine holiday in my country

 

[SRB]

Am i supposed to be surprised or disappointed that nobody reacted to today being a national Wine holiday in my country

Both, I think. People here are too lazy to read a wiki link (myself included).

But it's a cool fact, didn't know that before

 

[Theirl]

Am i supposed to be surprised or disappointed that nobody reacted to today being a national Wine holiday in my country

Well its a national holiday how should i know

 

[MidnightFox]

Both, I think. People here are too lazy to read a wiki link (myself included).

But it's a cool fact, didn't know that before

The page was barely 3 paragraphs long

 

[MidnightFox]

Well its a national holiday how should i know

You were bored and found it randomly, that's how i find most things I'm interested in currently

 

[SRB]

The page was barely 3 paragraphs long

Exactly