SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Well here's an idea but i'm not sure if anyone other than myself will implement it but, The Librarian and Lunch Lady could hypothetically idk you can drug some of the students and get paid for delivering them to the Shark man and evil Witch (cartoon) for well lunch while at the same time providing the school nurse with patients

 

[Deleted member 76176]

No one at the school is normal (well, almost no one).

I'm normal. Your average mediocre student.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Yeah, sadly I'm the only one normal in that school.

You are rivals with a duck.

 

[Theirl]

I don’t believe the members are normal.

Never said the members were normal just the club

 

[BouncyCactus]

To fuck?

Nah, this time it is genuine interest in entomology

There are too many beautiful female (at least female lookalike and female enough) in this school. I ain't lasting 2 minutes stepping on schoolgrounds

Welp, you gotta train up, bubby-boy~

Yeah, sadly I'm the only one normal in that school.

Hey, with that shadow of yours? I'm pretty sure I am one of the few normal ones here~ I have no special power to speak of only a penchant for making duplicate keys and sneaking around~

 

[Theirl]

Well the fact u guys are competing to be the most normal, means that none of u are normal...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oi oi, I never claimed to be the most normal person in the school. I'm just saying that compared to literal eldritch entities and otherworldly races, an evil minion is actually kind of mundane

 

[LuoirM]

Welp, you gotta train up, bubby-boy~

will you train me mommy

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You are rivals with a duck.

Said duck literally stole and devour a product right from the hands of your higher-ups.

 

[RepresentingPride]

You are rivals with a duck.

How dare you despise the duck!

Hey, with that shadow of yours? I'm pretty sure I am one of the few normal ones here~ I have no special power to speak of only a penchant for making duplicate keys and sneaking around~

You're a profesionnal burglar.....

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Said duck literally stole and devour a product right from the hands of your higher-ups.

How dare you despise the duck!

I'm not slandering Lord Albus! I'm stating that the fact that you are able to stand toe to toe with him means you are extraordinary

 

[RepresentingPride]

I'm not slandering Lord Albus! I'm stating that the fact that you are able to stand toe to toe with him means you are extraordinary

Don't said that, the other will think I'm not normal too.

 

[BouncyCactus]

will you train me mommy

... This guy horniness exceeded mine

You're a profesionnal burglar.....

See, completely normal~

 

[Nahrenne]

It's the same.

'-'
*doesn't understand how*

An object specifically (normally) used to penetrate a person is used and a lot of bodily fluids are spilled

So...an enema is intercourse?
As is a vaccination?
And a piercing?

Will you censor the D*ck pictures?

Dock?
You visiting a lot of harbours and ports?
Piers can look nice.


X

 

[MidnightFox]

Well here's an idea but i'm not sure if anyone other than myself will implement it but, The Librarian and Lunch Lady could hypothetically idk you can drug some of the students and get paid for delivering them to the Shark man and evil Witch (cartoon) for well lunch while at the same time providing the school nurse with patients

Nobody acknowledged this possibility ?

 

[Corty]

Guys, I need to go out for a minute. Student Council stuff. Can you watch my dinner so nobody steals it? Thanks.

 

[SRB]

Guys, I need to go out for a minute. Student Council stuff. Can you watch my dinner so nobody steals it? Thanks.

Mmm... Food? No one is looking, right?

 

[SRB]

Guys, I need to go out for a minute. Student Council stuff. Can you watch my dinner so nobody steals it? Thanks.

Yoink

 

[Azure_Fog]

Are you sure she's not going to stab you in the back? You're both villains, after all.

Stabbing is my thing~ I’ll stab anyone else who stabs people~

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

Welcome to the stabbing list~

S-word...?
Sparkles?
Spice?
Special?
Spinel?
Silence?
Seance?
Seal?
Something else?

The correct answer is stab~

Censored information, mind you. Censorship from the student council is important so that the students don't come across cognito hazards

I won’t censor anything~

Don't you dare. The vents are perfect. And we could say Hello to Comrade @Stealthy_Enigma from time to time.

And me~ I invade visit her den a lot~

If you guys ever hear random quacks from the vents it's probably me patrolling in search of bread.

I can give you some~

Thank God I do nothing but watch you vile creatures do your work. If staff could even join clubs they're all too wacky for me. Unless there's a cannibalism club. Then I'd think about it.

join the stabbing club?

If I squeeze you hard enough you’ll explore into blood~ Then I can use your feathers and blood as a pen~

 

[Corty]

Guys... GUYS.... GAAAALS..... MY DINNER IS GONE?!


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