SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

well i tought that was a given, but if that is too much of a problem i can ask for a room to our student council president

Don't you dare. The vents are perfect. And we could say Hello to Comrade @Stealthy_Enigma from time to time.

 

[SRB]

In theory, there should be some neat party drugs. But practically, in this hypothetical situation, it would be recommended to speak with the hypothetical higher ups of this hypothetical drug cartel

Ah, great. Hypothetically great.

This unsuitable reporter will hypothetically cry and call for her masters!

Comrade? Why do you think of yourself as unsuitable? You haven't done anything yet, relax.

You will know when you stop being useful to our club.

 

[MidnightFox]

In theory, there should be some neat party drugs. But practically, in this hypothetical situation, it would be recommended to speak with the hypothetical higher ups of this hypothetical drug cartel


This unsuitable reporter will hypothetically cry and call for her masters!

Hypothetically @Kureous is the only useful member of the Hypothetical drug cartel

 

[AnonUnlimited]

There is no Valentine’s Day this year

 

[Theirl]

There is no Valentine’s Day this year

want to join the totally normal jornalism club?

 

[SRB]

want to join the totally normal jornalism club?

Yes, only two of our members are in the drug cartel, and only one of us is trying to molest everything that moves. And what doesn't move, he moves and molests.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

If you guys ever hear random quacks from the vents it's probably me patrolling in search of bread.

 

[SRB]

@Corty you forgot the "L" in @Theirl 's name in the glossary.

Edit: I have no idea why I wrote that here and not in DM's...

 

[Glitched]

Thank God I do nothing but watch you vile creatures do your work. If staff could even join clubs they're all too wacky for me. Unless there's a cannibalism club. Then I'd think about it.

 

[SRB]

Thank God I do nothing but watch you vile creatures do your work. If staff could even join clubs they're all too wacky for me. Unless there's a cannibalism club. Then I'd think about it.

But there are no other moths in our school, who are you going to cannibalize?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I'm not sure what you mean by a 'fun perception.' If you become a friend of mine, it can't go one way: we share the burden together.

From what I can understand, even if I perceive you as my friend, the 'you' is still a separate entity, and the moment you think you aren't having fun, even if I perceive you do so, you are ready to alter my mental. At that point, can you really say we have been friends?

That's the neat part about me, I'm only as real as ones perception allows me to be.

I think I'm in love.

Isn't that all the time the case.

Hypothetically @Kureous is the only useful member of the Hypothetical drug cartel

I can't disagree.

want to join the totally normal jornalism club?

Am I now in?

 

[Theirl]

That's the neat part about me, I'm only as real as ones perception allows me to be.

Isn't that all the time the case.

I can't disagree.

Am I now in?

welcome to the club

 

[Corty]

@Corty you forgot the "L" in @Theirl 's name in the glossary.

Edit: I have no idea why I wrote that here and not in DM's...

Should everything be fixed by now! Sorry

 

[Glitched]

But there are no other moths in our school, who are you going to cannibalize?

The humans of course. It's not direct cannibalism, but considering I have a bit of human one it could be seen that way.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Comrade? Why do you think of yourself as unsuitable? You haven't done anything yet, relax.
.

What do you mean, comrade? This unsuitable reporter with oddly similar physical qualities compared to me is simply an imaginary construction.i myself is myself am very suitable for the club.

Hypothetically @Kureous is the only useful member of the Hypothetical drug cartel

Hypothetically, Kureous has already lost a battle to a another member of the cartel.

 

[SRB]

That's the neat part about me, I'm only as real as ones perception allows me to be.

Isn't that all the time the case.

I can't disagree.

Am I now in?

Welcome to the club, comrade! You will be responsible for revealing the secret natures of students and propaganda for the Eldritch humor corner.

 

[LuoirM]

There are too many beautiful female (at least female lookalike and female enough) in this school. I ain't lasting 2 minutes stepping on schoolgrounds

 

[SRB]

What do you mean, comrade? This unsuitable reporter with oddly similar physical qualities compared to me is simply an imaginary construction.i myself is myself am very suitable for the club.

This is the attitude I wanted to see! I ask you to issue an article on the latest incidents by tomorrow morning and hand it over to @Theirl. I'll go back in time and take pictures of the events.

 

[Theirl]

This is the attitude I wanted to see! I ask you to issue an article on the latest incidents by tomorrow morning and hand it over to @Theirl. I'll go back in time and take pictures of the events.

you are the best

 

[SRB]

you are the best

I know I'm the best. Comrade, how about writing an announcement about the upcoming ball/cooking show that will be taking place soon? (Or has it already passed, the time is strange in this place...)

In the meantime, I'll run my trusty AI generator to make illustrations for each chapter I'll go take some pictures.