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ShizukiIchino

ShizukiIchino

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SsemouyOnan said:
RE:
Mach 5 is vanishingly poor in comparison to the speed of Eldritch beings. Even if the projectile is anti-eldritch, the entity on the other side would have already gone back in time, massacred your entire line of ancestors and still be with enough time to brew tea by the time it reaches them. Far beyond light speed would be good to start, though you may want to spec into temporal capabilities.

Not to mention, your tank seems to be sorely lacking in versatility, assuming the main cannon is it's only significant weapon. As a start, please see this tech demo presented by one of my suppliers from the East:


I know it lags behind in firepower, but it should serve as a general, disposable unit for your reformed army.

Best Regards,
Seymour
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Based on the replies I presented you to T-96 with capabilities of penetrated anything in it's vicinity and reducing them to atom, also creating explosion in the process. And I also developed a new projectiles for this particular T-96, an infinite lazer with speed faster than light and can also teleport until it hit the target. (Holy crap making modification to the files for it to really work is pain, it's in Chinese language). Also you didn't need to worry about it's defensive capabilities because I planted a teleporter device that automatically teleport any incoming or just teleport itself, and if there a sudden black hole or any kinds of it inside on this defense system will be neutralize instantly.
And finally I can sleep now!
:blob_melt:

*Get to sleep in SNVW*

I forgot to says that the price of single of them reached 1billion milliar thousand hundred dollars, thanks for your purchase!
 

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ShizukiIchino said:
Based on the replies I presented you to T-96 with capabilities of penetrated anything in it's vicinity and reducing them to atom, also creating explosion in the process. And I also developed a new projectiles for this particular T-96, an infinite lazer with speed faster than light and can also teleport until it hit the target. (Holy crap making modification to the files for it to really work is pain, it's in Chinese language). Also you didn't need to worry about it's defensive capabilities because I planted a teleporter device that automatically teleport any incoming or just teleport itself, and if there a sudden black hole or any kinds of it inside on this defense system will be neutralize instantly.
And finally I can sleep now!
:blob_melt:

*Get to sleep in SNVW*

I forgot to says that the price of single of them reached 1billion milliar thousand hundred dollars, thanks for your purchase!
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*breaks the fourth wall*
Good night!
*slowly starts repairing the fourth wall*
 
SsemouyOnan

SsemouyOnan

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ShizukiIchino said:
Based on the replies I presented you to T-96 with capabilities of penetrated anything in it's vicinity and reducing them to atom, also creating explosion in the process. And I also developed a new projectiles for this particular T-96, an infinite lazer with speed faster than light and can also teleport until it hit the target. (Holy crap making modification to the files for it to really work is pain, it's in Chinese language). Also you didn't need to worry about it's defensive capabilities because I planted a teleporter device that automatically teleport any incoming or just teleport itself, and if there a sudden black hole or any kinds of it inside on this defense system will be neutralize instantly.
And finally I can sleep now!
:blob_melt:

*Get to sleep in SNVW*

I forgot to says that the price of single of them reached 1billion milliar thousand hundred dollars, thanks for your purchase!
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Good night! :blob_evil:

RE:
This will do for now. I've more or less reverse engineered the blueprints with but a glance, so leave the production of prototypes to me. I will have to test them against some of Shub-Ni[REDACTED]'s spawn. I'm hoping for a minimum of 40:1 KD ratio, before the modifications of course.

PS: I've found an ideal model that may serve as the basis for a common footsoldier in the ranks of our coalition, do tell me what you think of him once you wake up from your false slumber in the virtual world.
Some dude in shiny armor.jpg
 
MatchaChocolate69

MatchaChocolate69

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Simple_Russian_Boi said:
I'll try to explain.

Seymour is a Villainess that's not directly associates herself with "The Eldritch Family." Her other half - SsemouyOnan is.

The Family includes: Azure_Fog, DannyTheDaikon, MatchaChocolate69, SsemouyOnan, Voidiris, and Simple Russian Boi.

Almost all members of Eldritch Family are Villains or just chaotic, except Voidiris and Simple Russian Boi. To them, you are a Hero - someone, who will eventualy oppose them, so they want to take you out before that. (Azure just saw that you had clones and thought that it will be interesting to fight you)

Seymour's intentions are anyone's guess, but she needs loyal minions and allies. Through fear or binding contracts - doesn't matter.

If you want to know more, you have ~13000 messeges to read. Good luck!
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Azure_Fog said:
Also @MatchaChocolate69 here’s your family tree~ View attachment 25798
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Azure_Fog said:
Danny is Corty’s adopted daughter, you maybe had a child with Corty because of Rhaps and an accident in the time-space continuum created a second child~
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ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
 
Pixytokisaki14

Pixytokisaki14

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MatchaChocolate69 said:
ELDRITCH FAMILY
FAMILY TREE
I have tried to reconstruct the family tree.
Please let me know if I did anything wrong.
Please @Corty add it to the Glossary.
It would be great if someone could make a graphic version of this.
  • Simple Russian Boi (Slavic Mama) is at the top of the family tree as the matriarch.
    • Children:
      • Matcha
        • Relationships:
          • Seymour (Alter Ego of Ssemouy): Matcha is in a romantic relationship with Seymour. Matcha has become her scythe, indicating a bond where Matcha is tied to her, but not vice versa.
          • Voidiris (Sibling): Voidiris is considered a younger sibling to Matcha.
          • Children with Corty: Due to an accident involving Rhaps, Matcha might have had a child with Corty, and maybe creating a second child with a space-time continuum error.
        • Minion: SsemouyOnan is also Matcha's minion. It's unclear if there's a blood relation between them.
      • SsemouyOnan
        • Alter Ego: Seymour the Villainess. They hate each other.
        • Minion of Matcha: This relationship further complicates SsemouyOnan's position within the family.
        • Rootling: Ssemouy is a loyal follower of Danny, the Daikon deity, and is considered rootling by her.
      • DannyTheDaikon
        • Siblings: Described as the older sister of Matcha and Ssemouy.
        • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with Azure through this unique bond, indicating a significant relationship within the family tree.
        • Deity: Considered a deity by her only follower, SsemouyOnan.
        • Adopted Daughter of Corty: ? (need more info)
    • Azure
      • Marriage: Married to Voidiris, establishing a direct connection to the Eldritch family through this union.
      • Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis: United with DannyTheDaikon, marking a significant relationship outside the traditional marriage to Voidiris.
  • Unconfirmed Ties:
    • Simple Russian Boi is the Babushka (grandmother) of Pixytoki and Midnight Fox, two young kitsune girls.
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Babushka has been busy :blob_hmm:
 
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