Napoleon arrived with dynomite and summoned a Stegosaurus, "Hey you guys. I've been reading this story and it's been ruining everybodies lives and sharting all over the place. These one liners are making the chapters too short. Like, do better. I don't know. Nobody likes furbies. Geeeez!"
Then he rode the stegosaurus away into the sunset, taking all our tator tots. The stegosaurus sharted all over the story on the way out.
And that is how ShartmasterUnlimited, also known as Grand Master Shart King found the ruby of shartitude. He cackled with glee, as his plans to fill all of Scribble Hub with shart based lore was one step closer to fruition!