Scribblehub Writes a Story

[ElijahRyne]

Then there was a grand fire.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Within that fire was a ruby.

 

[Ruti]

A Ruby filled with sharts

 

[JayMark]

Napoleon arrived with dynomite and summoned a Stegosaurus, "Hey you guys. I've been reading this story and it's been ruining everybodies lives and sharting all over the place. These one liners are making the chapters too short. Like, do better. I don't know. Nobody likes furbies. Geeeez!"

Then he rode the stegosaurus away into the sunset, taking all our tator tots. The stegosaurus sharted all over the story on the way out.

And that is how ShartmasterUnlimited, also known as Grand Master Shart King found the ruby of shartitude. He cackled with glee, as his plans to fill all of Scribble Hub with shart based lore was one step closer to fruition!

 

[Ruti]

And then he died, as the Ruby of Shartitude was on an entirely higher level of sharts then he was

 

[JayMark]

A beautiful unicorn ridden by a giant flamingo angel with frilly pink feathers descended from the heavens to clean the sharts away.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The ruby imploded.

 

[Ruti]

imploded

(replace this with shartploded because its funnier)

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 30! Link: SHWAS

 

[Ruti]

Then, out from the Ruby arrived the Skibidi Toilets

 

[JayMark]

*sighs*

What the heck is gonin on? on on on on......
Skibidi bopbop yes yes skibidi dopdopdop NEEP NEEP!
Skibidi bopbop yes yes skibidi dopdopdop NEEP NEEP!

Skibidi bopledebop Yes! Yes! skibidi dopdopdop NEEP NEEP!
Skibidi boledepbop Yes! Yes! skibidi dopdopdop NEEP NEEP!

Breaking news: Giant Scatting Toilets Attack Atlanta. What will Albert and that other person do about it?

 

[Ruti]

They will do nothing! As the Ruby reconstructs itself, sealing the Skibidi toilet once more

 

[ElijahRyne]

The people of Earth were fed up with Albert’s families chaos and exiled all of them to Jupiter.

 

[Tempokai]

Jupiter woke up and ptooed them into the direction of Sirius, because it was angry too.

 

[Ruti]

And Sirius sent them back to Earth, as Earth lost their right to exile when they made the big bang theory

 

[Anonjohn20]

However, Sirius missed Earth and they landed on the moon instead.

 

[Navillus]

And on the moon specifically the dark side they found the biggest most wildest rave party ever and a suspicious amount of cookies.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Moondust allergies are vicious.

 

[Ruti]

Good thing the cookies have allergy pills baked into them

 

[JayMark]

The party was hosted by Furbies and Gnomes.