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ElijahRyne

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There were many candidates in the running for the kingship, 120 or so and the number grew, and shrank, by the day. As for president there were only four.
 

JayMark

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GNOME DANCE!

They started playing Ground Beef Road at the party in a phonk remix and it was the most awesome thing ever because gnomes from all over the forest came together to SMASH IT DOWN! We had a gnome pary with music, dancing, and cat girls, and strippers with big hooters with dollar bills flying in the air and plenty of coke to go aroud, the soda so don't do drugs kids. There was also white powder, talcum. And a disco ball strobe light blasting colors as the speakers hit the bass beat. Oh Oh OHHHHHH What up people. Papa gnome was the DJ because he knew HOW TO PAAARTY!
 

Ruti

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All but one candidate attended the gnome dance, meaning they were elected president as no one else was present during the final vote! That was until the candidate, being Albert, was dragged home and out of the position by her wife Arthur, leaving the 53rd election a failure. Thus begins the 54th election
 

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Until finally on the 10,373,001,567th election Devin David also known as Big D was finally elected.
 

Ruti

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And then they were invaded by Antlanta, their neighbor that established itself nearby, replacing the mayor system in Atlanta with capitalism
 

JayMark

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Because so much time had passed all the non-imortal characters had died and been reincarnated as gnomes.
 
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The curtains close, as Alberts and Arthurs kids finish their puppet play, with Albert having an ankle monitor and being chained to the house so that she cannot leave once more
 

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Little did Albert or Arthur's kids know, the puppets were haunted with the spirit of every soul that couldn't handle the immense flavor of the Doritos Locos Tacos only available at Taco Bell. (lol jk)
 

JayMark

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Arthur and Albert's sexy futanari maid showed up to clean the house. How did they know she was a futanari? Her name was Beauty Futanari. Arthur suspect Albert was having an affair so had installed cameras all through the house. Also she was respectfully dressed in a full maid uniform and never did anything lewd ever.
 
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