GNOME DANCE!
They started playing Ground Beef Road at the party in a phonk remix and it was the most awesome thing ever because gnomes from all over the forest came together to SMASH IT DOWN! We had a gnome pary with music, dancing, and cat girls, and strippers with big hooters with dollar bills flying in the air and plenty of coke to go aroud, the soda so don't do drugs kids. There was also white powder, talcum. And a disco ball strobe light blasting colors as the speakers hit the bass beat. Oh Oh OHHHHHH What up people. Papa gnome was the DJ because he knew HOW TO PAAARTY!