Scribblehub Writes a Story

[Ruti]

“Its there, you just gotta refresh the page with more skill” said some random guy

 

[ElijahRyne]

Was it really though? The reader went to refresh the page thanking the random voice in his sealed padded cell.

 

[Ruti]

The next chapter hadn’t shown up, a result of his lack of skill in refreshing the page

 

[ElijahRyne]

The reader stared at the eye watching them in their cell, Up in the corner, with a red flashing light. Then they stomped six times on the ground with their left foot, hoping to summon the ground beef road.

 

[Navillus]

But all that appeared what a rather angry coffee soaked catgirl.

 

[JayMark]

and a Furby

 

[Navillus]

Named Karen the Consumer.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The Furby was delighted to be in a new and different universe where it could exist, the reader was continuously walking into a wall. His muffled voice sang, “I am following the ground beef road, following the ground beef road…”

 

[Ruti]

Then, the Furby flees in fear, as it realizes that this is the dimension where they are enslaved and turned into tiny, unmoving kids toys

 

[Navillus]

But then it stops because it remembered it is a Karen! So it immediately went to go find the manager for Karen the Consumer knows no fear… whilst that was happening Suls began to nap in the padded room as it reminded her of home.

 

[ElijahRyne]

“I am following the ground beef road, following the ground beef road, following, following. following the ground beef road!” The reader continued to walk into the wall while singing.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 24! Link: SHWAS

 

[Ruti]

The reader is overjoyed that the chapter finally released, but wonders where Albert and Arthur are this whole time

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert was being beat up by macho men, after his matcha man trick failed. A man without a face, who was behind Albert the whole time, put his hand on Albert’s shoulder. “You will never learn the art of cleave if you rely on tricks like that. You must cleave through your problems like a knife through bone. Be decisive and put your all into it, otherwise you will fail, get stuck, and injure yourself.” The faceless man said before turning into a buffering wheel.

 

[Ruti]

Arthur, Alberts wife, meanwhile, is still searching for Albert because their kids miss them

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert returns to Cleveland, OH and cleaves through the city in one strike. No building or person, was left as one, all were split in two.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Except for the dogs they where split into third.

 

[JayMark]

"This story is getting too violent" said the editor, "And it makes no sense," said the director, "And it has no revenue potential' said the producer, "And it has no readers," said the duck. Then they all went to a bar to cleave their troubles away with some booze.

 

[Ruti]

And then the concept of cleaving ceases to exist, as it was cleaved out of existance

 

[JayMark]

Which meant nothing could be seperated, so everything joined together into one supermassive black hole and the simulation had to restart.