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[ElijahRyne]

Elijah sighed. “I have never seen such amateur reality warping. Fine, if you want to bring this simulation to an end, I will just restart it. This time with no Furbys.”


One day, there was a man named Albert.
Albert, though somewhat a recluse…
…
…
… Giraffe says while searching for a better hiding spot. She is the last known survivor of the giant fleas, that have been haunting the Earth.

 

[JayMark]

The new universe started with a glitch and it rained angry PRICKLE DICK! all over the globe. Mogdell Beef Ear Pie went to the ephemeral plane only to be eaten by PRICKLE DICK! so they would be one with chaos and immune to the nothingness. Albert slapped Morty across the face, "This is why you don't mention PRICKLE DICK! Morty, you don't frick with PRICKLE DICK!"

PRICKLE DICK!

 

[Ruti]

Then, Elijah wakes up. Again. Someone brought a table to his bedside, and rammed it into his toe.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 22! Link: SHWAS

 

[ElijahRyne]

The table boomeranged and hit the culprit.

 

[Navillus]

“Nyaaahgarg!?!???” Suls who was the culprit was hit by the table directly into her left pinky toe at the speed of sound cried out in pain and confusion.

 

[Ruti]

"That is why I always have a spell of anti toe stubbing always active"

 

[ElijahRyne]

Elijah said.

 

[Ruti]

Suls, not willing to give up, grabs another table and slams it into his foot... for it to be reflected

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Suddenly a cow...

 

[ElijahRyne]

A cow fell on top of Suls.

 

[Navillus]

“Nyoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!” Suls yowled in rebellion.

 

[JayMark]

Suddenly Albert stormed into the room and started crashing out, "Shut the [bleep] you bloody [bleep]ing [bleep]ers. This story is suppossed to be about my [bleeeeeeeep]ing heros journey not about you [bleep]ing kindergarten shenanigans that don't make [bleep]ing [bleep] of sense you useless pieces of [bleep]."

 

[ElijahRyne]

Elijah tired of everyone bargeing into his bedroom right before he was about to sleep, considers resetting the universe again, but decides just to banish them all to Cleveland, OH. And so, Suls, the cow, and Albert found themselves on top of a building, and Elijah rested his head on a pillow, gradually falling into sleep.

 

[Ruti]

They all go gambling in a nearby Casino, with the Cow and Suls hitting it big, while Albert ends up in extreme debt, with casino rules stating winners cant pay the debts of debters

 

[ElijahRyne]

Albert was banished from Cleveland to Cleaveland a place where one can learn to cleave through their issues.

 

[Ruti]

While being forced to wear a cute bunny outfit to pay off the debt

 

[ElijahRyne]

In that suit Albert was forced into 5 self help seminars a day each increasing his debt by $100 a day per seminar. Albert tried to escape but all his escape routs were cleaved away.

 

[Ruti]

Then her wife arrives to pay off the debt

 

[Navillus]

But before the wife could pay they transformed into a mini many eyed tentacle monster.