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[JayMark]

Albert screamed, "They turned us into mermaids and put us in the ocean and then flung us into the center of Earth and now we're trapped in space with moon dust allergies! Enough of this nonsense!" Albert then turned into a giant humaniod mermaid mech space ship with two great twin peaks capped with laer cannons, "PIlot me Arthur, pilot me with your flappy fins like you've never piloted me before!" and they flew off into deep space.

 

[Ruti]

Following after them, was a legion of lunar debt police, seeking to take the 999999999 moon coins they owed to the love hotel

 

[JayMark]

"Do a barrel roll!"

 

[ElijahRyne]

Arthur failed that instruction, and instead just turned them around.

 

[Ruti]

...Straight into the open jaws of the lunar debt police

 

[JayMark]

And then, just when they thought all hope was lost: Flamingos, Flamingos everywhere.

 

[Ruti]

Flamingos that all want the 100,000 lunar coin reward for bringing them in

 

[JayMark]

But also there were space pirates.

 

[Ruti]

That only wanted their ship, leaving Albert and Arthur spaceshipless

 

[Daydreamers]

Albert reached out for the flamingos, for the reward, and that's when he heard galloping, but it wasn't horses, it was cows, bulls, oxen, and the whole family tree. The space pirates ran for their lives, just like the flamingos.
“Mooo!” a cow screamed; translated: "husband!"
“Mooo!” another shouted, translated, “Why’d you turn into a flamingo, you asshole?!”

 

[JayMark]

Well, just space Arthur was alone in space, since space Albert was the space ship, but then space bovines made the space flamingos honk angrily at them, in the space distraction, space Albert was able to return to space Arthur and together they fled back toward space Earth as a space battle erupted in space between the space flamingos, space pirates, space bovines, and space debt police.

 

[Ruti]

As space Albert and Space Arthur flee back to space Earth, they are intercepted by space Lesbians. Believing that Yuri is life, ensure that both Albert and Arthur will have Yuri, so they cast a eternal spell where Albert and Arthur will both always be women! Not only that, the space lesbians curse the two with eternal no pp, so even if they turn back into men, they will be without a pp!

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 13! Link: SHWAS

 

[ElijahRyne]

The two morph back into a mermaid.

 

[Ruti]

Only for them to immediately separate as a result of one of them sharting

 

[ElijahRyne]

Then they were pulled together and morphed back into that mermaid thing.

 

[Ruti]

gagging in the process, as the shart is sealed within themselves

 

[JayMark]

The shart became sentient within them, and decided to guide them to Shartopia.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The two swam through space in the opposite direction of Shartopia.

 

[JayMark]

But it was opposite day, so they found themselves in the capital city, right in front of the with yellowish white dome shaped building with a brown roof, and all the shartlings formed a circle around then and began to sing because they were the prohesied ones, "Phhhrrrrt, shhhhrrrrt, neeeeffff, queeeffff, shhhhhooooouuumpus, phooooooooooooo, wassssssshhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee, pfoooooooooooooopfh, pooooooooof, sluuuuurp!" so you could probably guess it was quite the mess.