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[Ruti]

And then they both begin sneezing like crazy

 

[Navillus]

Crazy is a powerful witch famous for her constant comically poorly timed sneezes and when Albert and Arthur were sneezing with such vigor that they seemingly achieved some sort of resonance with Crazy the Sneezing Witch and “Ah ah ah ah AHHHCHOOOOOoOooooooo!!!!!!!!” Simultaneously the two of them unleashed a sneeze so loud and powerful it shook the very fabric of the Omniverse as well as opening a path their destination which was now within reach… unfortunately they also parted the sea and since they didn’t have legs as they are mermaids they began to flop on the sea bed until the water came back.

 

[JayMark]

Neabnahile, at Elijah's floating fortress of knowledge wisdoms, Mogg-Dell spoke to Elijah, "The chaos ratio of the narative is too high Elijah. The world is threatening to split abart between the conjoined mermaids and the OctopusE feast, the main characters are in too many places at once, and if we don't pull them back together the world will get roasted by the great roaster and disintigrate into flames," So Mogg-Dell produced a bag and gave it to Elijah, inside were three bottles labeled logos, pathos, and ethos, though the first was the biggest, "I need you to sprinkle this on the main characters and get them back to the feast, everyone must consume the flesh of OctopussE for this to work. Godspeed."

 

[ElijahRyne]

“I would rather just watch the chaos.” Said Elijah while falling asleep.

 

[JayMark]

“I would rather just watch the chaos.” Said Elijah while falling asleep.

Mogg-Dell did a full jaw drop and its eyes bugged out, "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanii?"

 

[ElijahRyne]

It is times like this, flopping like a fish, that Albert remembers Keon’s warning.

 

[Joeyb0ii]

Chapter 10, now out! Link: SHWAS

 

[Phantonym]

(You are right @RepresentingSloth ot does feel like that! Also read my chapter comment on chapter 10)

In the basement of Jeremy’s house in Nevada Jeremy, Suls, and Yuki are preparing to cook the greatest dish in the multiverse. “Suls,” Jeremy says, “did you remember to bring Excalibur like I requested before our fishing trip?” He then nods over to the OctoPusse “it’s the only thing that can properly cut that thing” he says, “Also it infuses the meat with magic which will make it taste that much better.”

 

[Navillus]

Suls grabbed her tail and began rummaging in it’s fluff for about 32 seconds before pulling out a sword that was bigger than her as if it was completely normal and handed it to Jeremy “1 Excalibur coming right up! I was letting it absorb some of my mana~ anyway you should do the honor as we probably don’t want a repeat of last time I wielded a sword-nyah.” Jeremy shuddered and immediately took the sword.

 

[ElijahRyne]

The sword turned into a fish the second it touched Jeremy’s palm.

 

[Phantonym]

Jeremy looked at it in confusion for a bit then smiled “oops! I seemed to have misplaced it…” he then throws the fish over his shoulder and reaches behind Sul’s ear and pulls the huge long sword out, “there it is!” He says then bows

 

[Ruti]

Suls then leaps for the fish, catching it for dinner

 

[ElijahRyne]

The sword was made of jagged crimson glass, Jeremy diced the fish in mid air before Suls could catch it.

 

[Ruti]

Suls, now dirty with blood, requires a bath.

 

[Azhurie_Mythephan]

Jeremy stared at Suls in shock of what he had just done. He was then struck by a bolt of extremely saturated color-shifting light that came out of a tear in reality that he accidentally made with the glass excalibur. The tear promptly closed shut as he became a she.

 

[Ruti]

“As punishment for dirtying the kitty, you shall now spend the rest of time as a girl!” Said an unknown god shortly before the tear closed

 

[ElijahRyne]

Through the closing whole Jeremy saw what seemed to be a giant Octopus, larger than, or perhaps the same size as Jupiter.

 

[JayMark]

Meanwhile, in Elijah's floating city of wisdom, Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie spun around in an office chair while looking at the ceiling and loudly going "moo wee moo weee mooo wee!" as Elijah tried to sleep, while it looked like it was just stupid and about to make itself vomit, it was actually performing a transportation spell; the bag with the bottles of logos, pathos, and ethos would be transported to Albert, who took the bag in her hands as she heard a voice, "It's dangerous to go alone because there be pirates, take these with you!"

 

[Navillus]

Whilst Albert examined the bottles of logos, pathos, and ethos… Suls simply looked at where the tear in space was and said slightly embarrassed “I wasn’t expecting dad to punish you… though it was definitely deserved-nyah!” Jeremy was still contemplating this whole situation when she heard what Suls said and looked at her in confusion “Huh!? Do you mean to say that the planet sized octopus is your father!!!!??!?!?” Suls merely stared at him with an innocent expression and replied “ehh? Yeah obviously who else would be my dad? What are you gonna say next that my mom being a pure white wolf is weird too?”

 

[Phantonym]

Jeremy then snapped her fingers causing a flash of light and he was male again, "Well it is pretty hard to punish a god..." He says before turning toward the OctoPusse, "Let's get cooking" He then throws the jagged glass sword out the window and pulls the real Excalibur out of his beard. "You don't wanna know what is all in there..."