Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it has pineapples

I wish for a piece of broccoli

Granted, but it came out of manure.... ehehehe....ew.


I wish for the ability to die.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it came out of manure.... ehehehe....ew.


I wish for the ability to die.

Granted, you can, but you won't

I wish for the eternal embrace that is death lol

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you can, but you won't

I wish for the eternal embrace that is death lol

Granted, you do wish for that, but you can't die.


I wish for [procrastination]

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, you do wish for that, but you can't die.


I wish for [procrastination]

Granted, the monkey paw will procrastinate and give you your wish later

I wish to have a perfect memory

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, the monkey paw will procrastinate and give you your wish later

I wish to have a perfect memory

Granted, but you also sink into misery because you cannot forget those terrible moments.



I wish for misery.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you also sink into misery because you cannot forget those terrible moments.



I wish for misery.

Granted, everyone but you is miserable

I wish for a nice pair of headphones

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, everyone but you is miserable

I wish for a nice pair of headphones

Granted, but they break and explode in your ear.


I wish for a fast update.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but they break and explode in your ear.


I wish for a fast update.

Granted, but the person updating dies from overwork

I wish for a beautiful cardboard box

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but the person updating dies from overwork

I wish for a beautiful cardboard box

Granted, but the box contains skeletons and you are arrested and sent to jail for life.


I wish to never commit a crime.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the box contains skeletons and you are arrested and sent to jail for life.


I wish to never commit a crime.

Granted, the world loses all laws, this means that you technically can't commit any crimes

I wish to be the greatest hero known to mankind

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, the world loses all laws, this means that you technically can't commit any crimes

I wish to be the greatest hero known to mankind

Granted, but all of mankind was exterminated except you, so you are the world's everything.



I wish for world peace.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but all of mankind was exterminated except you, so you are the world's everything.



I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it was achieved through killing everyone

I wish for a peanut butter jelly sandwich

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it was achieved through killing everyone

I wish for a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Gramted, but there was no one who could make jelly bècause I killed everyone, so it was replace with jellyfish.


I wish for a silent place.

 

[Napelynn]

Gramted, but there was no one who could make jelly bècause I killed everyone, so it was replace with jellyfish.


I wish for a silent place.

Granted, you can't even breath, so you die of suffocation

I wish for a perfectly normal donut

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you can't even breath, so you die of suffocation

I wish for a perfectly normal donut

Granted, but you can only drive around and around it.


I wish for jellyfish

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you can only drive around and around it.


I wish for jellyfish

Granted, you get a box jellyfish, you die

I wish for the ability to type faster

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you get a box jellyfish, you die

I wish for the ability to type faster

Granted, but you type your fingers off.


I wish to read fast.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you type your fingers off.


I wish to read fast.

Granted, but it is achieved by making everyone else read slower, so you are fast relatively

I wish for a shovel

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it is achieved by making everyone else read slower, so you are fast relatively

I wish for a shovel

Granted, but the shovel breaks.


I wish for a fidget cube.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the shovel breaks.


I wish for a fidget cube.

Granted, but its just a wooden block you can throw around

I wish for a fidget spinner