Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but the names, None and No one are common, so there are still many that can copy you.

I wish for an explosion

Granted, but you are the explosion.


I wish to do nothing.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you are the explosion.


I wish to do nothing.

Granted, you are dead now

I wish for a lightbulb

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you are dead now

I wish for a lightbulb

Granted, but it explodes and damages your face.


I wish for a life.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it explodes and damages your face.


I wish for a life.

Granted, when you die you will revive, however this second life lasts only for one second

I wish for a cabinet, a perfectly safe one

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, when you die you will revive, however this second life lasts only for one second

I wish for a cabinet, a perfectly safe one

Granted, but a theif comes to steal it and you are murderdd in the struggle.

I wish for heads.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but a theif comes to steal it and you are murderdd in the struggle.

I wish for heads.

Granted, the next time I flip a coin it will land on heads

I wish for a prehensile tail

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, the next time I flip a coin it will land on heads

I wish for a prehensile tail

Granted, but it is then gone.


I wish for another monkey.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it is then gone.


I wish for another monkey.

Granted, you now have another corpse. (What’s wrong with you?! Necrophilia and beastiality?!)

I wish for a thermostat

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you now have another corpse. (What’s wrong with you?! Necrophilia and beastiality?!)

I wish for a thermostat

Granted, but it is broken.


I wish for one more monkey!

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it is broken.


I wish for one more monkey!

Granted, you have another corpse (Why do you keep wishing for these!?)

I wish for a keyboard in perfect condition

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you have another corpse (Why do you keep wishing for these!?)

I wish for a keyboard in perfect condition

Granted, but you have nothing to connect it to.


Anotha monkey!

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you have nothing to connect it to.


Anotha monkey!

Granted, you now have 4 monkey corpses

I wish for a broken keyboard

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you now have 4 monkey corpses

I wish for a broken keyboard

Granted, but not only is your keyboard broken, but also everything.... including you....



Another one!

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but not only is your keyboard broken, but also everything.... including you....



Another one!

Another corpse for you, did you run out of ideas? Is that it?

I wish for a monkey

 

[CadmarLegend]

Another corpse for you, did you run out of ideas? Is that it?

I wish for a monkey

Granted, but it's a corpse.

I wish for a chair made out of the carcasses of the monkeys.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it's a corpse.

I wish for a chair made out of the carcasses of the monkeys.

Granted, but it’s now alive and has a grudge against you

I wish for sandals

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it’s now alive and has a grudge against you

I wish for sandals

Granted, but they are made out of the monkey bones.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but they are made out of the monkey bones.

Your wish?

 

[CadmarLegend]

Your wish?

I wish for :blank:

 

[Napelynn]

I wish for :blank:

Granted, you now have a blank piece of paper.

I wish for dinosaurs to come back to life, I don’t care if they kill everything