Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you own three dirty shacks

Dear monkey paw, I desire a tire

Granted, but the tires are infested with snakes that kill you.


I wish to own 3 mansions.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the tires are infested with snakes that kill you.


I wish to own 3 mansions.

Granted, but their are so big that as soon you enter them you get lost and can never get out, also, they’re not furnished

Dear monkey paw, I desire to be able to wish again

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but their are so big that as soon you enter them you get lost and can never get out, also, they’re not furnished

Dear monkey paw, I desire to be able to wish again

Granted, but you can only wish bad things.



I wish to have you only wish good things.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, however they will only be good for me

I wish to have everyone I hate die

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, however they will only be good for me

I wish to have everyone I hate die

Granted, but each of them take one of your loved ones with them into death.


I wish to have no one die of Covid.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but each of them take one of your loved ones with them into death.


I wish to have no one die of Covid.

Granted, instead everyone infected will be put in an eternal coma

I wish to have all the money in the world

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, instead everyone infected will be put in an eternal coma

I wish to have all the money in the world

Granted, but you suffocate in it.

I wish to have no money.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you suffocate in it.

I wish to have no money.

Granted, you lose not only your paper money and coins, but also everything you can sell for money. You will be this way permanently.

I wish for world domination with me as the ruler

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you lose not only your paper money and coins, but also everything you can sell for money. You will be this way permanently.

I wish for world domination with me as the ruler

Granted, but everyone rebeled and beheaded you.

I wish to have a wife....

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but everyone rebeled and beheaded you.

I wish to have a wife....

Granted, but it was your cross dressing clone

I wish to have a pet snake

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it was your cross dressing clone

I wish to have a pet snake

Granted, but it chokes you.

I wish to live peacefully for my entire life.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it chokes you.

I wish to live peacefully for my entire life.

Granted, your remaining lifespan is 1 second

I wish to have an AI that can respond to people for me

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, your remaining lifespan is 1 second

I wish to have an AI that can respond to people for me

Granted, but you lose your people skills.


I wish to have my headphones be bluetooth.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you lose your people skills.


I wish to have my headphones be bluetooth.

Granted, but the devices you use stop supporting Bluetooth stuff.

I wish for the number 8

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but the devices you use stop supporting Bluetooth stuff.

I wish for the number 8

Granted, but you gain the number infinity, instead.


I wish for a monkey

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you gain the number infinity, instead.


I wish for a monkey

Granted, you get a monkey corpse

I wish for a nice, living monkey

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you get a monkey corpse

I wish for a nice, living monkey

Granted, but it runs away after costing u 4k dollars.


I wish for a dog

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it runs away after costing u 4k dollars.


I wish for a dog

Granted, but it runs away after costing u 4K dollars.

I wish for no one to copy me

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it runs away after costing u 4K dollars.

I wish for no one to copy me

Granted, but only I can copy you.


I wish for no one, none, to copy me.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the names, None and No one are common, so there are still many that can copy you.

I wish for an explosion