Monkey's Paw

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the pillow was too nice and you ended up waking up late every morning

I wish to get box filled with light novels of my pick

Granted, but they will be in such bad condition, that you won’t be able to read them.

I wish for my deliveries to come instantly

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but they will be in such bad condition, that you won’t be able to read them.

I wish for my deliveries to come instantly

Granted, but they delivered it with a cannon

I wish to have the person below me to hit enter 9 times

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but I’m on a phone right now so it’s called return and I can’t fulfill your wish. I’ll hit enter later.

I wish for my dream house

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but I’m on a phone right now so it’s called return and I can’t fulfill your wish. I’ll hit enter later.

I wish for my dream house

Granted, but its in your dream

I wish to taste a wagyu steak

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but its in your dream

I wish to taste a wagyu steak

Granted, you can taste it, but not eat it so you’ll never know whether or not the taste is accurate

I wish for my pet to live as long as I do

 

[Draconite]

Granted, you can taste it, but not eat it so you’ll never know whether or not the taste is accurate

I wish for my pet to live as long as I do

Granted, your lifespan is now as long as your pet

I wish to sleep peacefully

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, your lifespan is now as long as your pet

I wish to sleep peacefully

Granted, you’ll never wake up

I wish for my pet to be immortal

 

[Draconite]

Granted, you’ll never wake up

I wish for my pet to be immortal

Zzz...

 

[Napelynn]

Zzz...

Oi...

 

[Draconite]

Oi...

Zzz....

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you’ll never wake up

I wish for my pet to be immortal

Granted, but your pet have to eat your soul to do so.


I wish for my computer to cleanse itself.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but your pet have to eat your soul to do so.


I wish for my computer to cleanse itself.

Granted, however it will show a giant progress bar all the time that shows that it is cleaning itself

I wish to never get wet in the rain

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, however it will show a giant progress bar all the time that shows that it is cleaning itself

I wish to never get wet in the rain

Granted, but you also cannot drink water because of that resistance, which leads you to die of dehydration.


I wish for the person below me's wish to be to wish that he wished that he wished.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you also cannot drink water because of that resistance, which leads you to die of dehydration.


I wish for the person below me's wish to be to wish that he wished that he wished.

Granted, but later

I wish to be the most fashionable

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but later

I wish to be the most fashionable

Granted, but you can never wear fancy clothes. You must be fashionable with plastic bags.


I wish to poop.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you can never wear fancy clothes. You must be fashionable with plastic bags.


I wish to poop.

Granted, but it won’t be into a toilet

I wish that I wish that I wish

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it won’t be into a toilet

I wish that I wish that I wish

Granted. But that is your only wish.


I wish to not wish.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted. But that is your only wish.


I wish to not wish.

Granted, you don’t wish, however that was a wish which creates a paradox that rips apart the universe and kills you

I want the best food the world has to offer

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you don’t wish, however that was a wish which creates a paradox that rips apart the universe and kills you

I want the best food the world has to offer

Okay, but you don't get it.


I wish to own 3 houses.

 

[Napelynn]

Okay, but you don't get it.


I wish to own 3 houses.

Granted, you own three dirty shacks

Dear monkey paw, I desire a tire