Make the saddest premise you can think of and then bury it in brainrot

[PBJ_Time]

Go ahead. Create something that would make Makoto Shinkai cry and then drag it across the dirt with 67 nonstop. I double dare you.

 

[ElijahRyne]

Go ahead. Create something that would make Makoto Shinkai cry and then drag it across the dirt with 67 nonstop. I double dare you.

6, 789.

 

[Author_Riceball]

Go ahead. Create something that would make Makoto Shinkai cry and then drag it across the dirt with 67 nonstop. I double dare you.

Ambatkuam could no longer goon

 

[Corty]

The dog had been waiting at the bus stop for three days. Every time a bus arrived, he stood up, and his tail wagged slowly as he searched every face stepping onto the pavement... But the man he was waiting for... never came.

It was day three, and bro was still at the bus stop. Every time the bus doors opened, he went full “yo my human finally loading in” mode, tail doing that hopeful little wag. But the guy never steps off.

Now, hitting day three fr and little dude still running the same quest. Bus pulls up, dog stands, scans the crowd like “target acquired?”

Nope! Wrong NPCs again... bro has been bus stop camping like it’s a spawn point...

[rain debuff active]

[Tail wag running on low battery mode]

Oh... bus arrives and bro really stands up like

“nah this the one fr”

[doors open]

SIKE! AIN’T NOBODY THERE!

Bro, dog running the “maybee next bus” side quest, fr, fr...

NPCs walking past like “damn that’s crazy” and "bro still believes," and "main character energy but the devs forgot to code the happy ending"

He can't even goon cuz damn boi got neutered, fr, fr, no cap. Bro has no rizz no more!

The End.

 

[Playerkartik]

O-on-once...there was a boy who loved traveling . His name was detimilnUnonA@.

He loved travelling a lot.
But on a very unfortunate day...while he was crossing a road...
*VRROOOOMMM*
a truck BANGED him.

It BANGED him so HARD that he was bleeding from everywhere...unable to move his hands nor his legs.
Taken to hospital, it was discovered that his two hands, two legs had been crushed.
Yes, his had also been crushed to .

He was operated for 2 days and 2 nights...
The doctors tried their level best but couldn't get his legs nor hands fixed...
They had to remove both his hands, legs and .

But his life was not all bad. While he was taking rest in hospital after surgery, he talked all the time to a nurse...told about his dreams, love for travel.
Talking for days together, the nurse had fallen in love with him.
She promised to go on a journey with him.

Discharged from the hospital as promised the nurse took him on a journey.
Guess how?...She put the boy detimilnUnonA@ in a plastic bag and carried him along everywhere...

She carried him in a plastic bag around the world until the old age.
SED SHTORRY...

Guess the nurse's name...

 

[CountVanBadger]

The three year old boy with the biggest most wholesome chungus smile in the world had cancer frfr and it was so unskibidi toilet that even Keanu couldn't make it bussin no cap.

Did I do it right?

 

[Nolff]

The dog had been waiting at the bus stop for three days. Every time a bus arrived, he stood up, and his tail wagged slowly as he searched every face stepping onto the pavement... But the man he was waiting for... never came.

It was day three, and bro was still at the bus stop. Every time the bus doors opened, he went full “yo my human finally loading in” mode, tail doing that hopeful little wag. But the guy never steps off.

Now, hitting day three fr and little dude still running the same quest. Bus pulls up, dog stands, scans the crowd like “target acquired?”

Nope! Wrong NPCs again... bro has been bus stop camping like it’s a spawn point...

[rain debuff active]

[Tail wag running on low battery mode]

Oh... bus arrives and bro really stands up like

“nah this the one fr”

[doors open]

SIKE! AIN’T NOBODY THERE!

Bro, dog running the “maybee next bus” side quest, fr, fr...

NPCs walking past like “damn that’s crazy” and "bro still believes," and "main character energy but the devs forgot to code the happy ending"

He can't even goon cuz damn boi got neutered, fr, fr, no cap. Bro has no rizz no more!

The End.

O-on-once...there was a boy who loved traveling . His name was detimilnUnonA@.

He loved travelling a lot.
But on a very unfortunate day...while he was crossing a road...
*VRROOOOMMM*
a truck BANGED him.

It BANGED him so HARD that he was bleeding from everywhere...unable to move his hands nor his legs.
Taken to hospital, it was discovered that his two hands, two legs had been crushed.
Yes, his had also been crushed to .

He was operated for 2 days and 2 nights...
The doctors tried their level best but couldn't get his legs nor hands fixed...
They had to remove both his hands, legs and .

But his life was not all bad. While he was taking rest in hospital after surgery, he talked all the time to a nurse...told about his dreams, love for travel.
Talking for days together, the nurse had fallen in love with him.
She promised to go on a journey with him.

Discharged from the hospital as promised the nurse took him on a journey.
Guess how?...She put the boy detimilnUnonA@ in a plastic bag and carried him along everywhere...

She carried him in a plastic bag around the world until the old age.
SED SHTORRY...

Guess the nurse's name...

The three year old boy with the biggest most wholesome chungus smile in the world had cancer frfr and it was so unskibidi toilet that even Keanu couldn't make it bussin no cap.

Did I do it right?

Reading all this shit makes me wanna commit alt+F4.
It's cringe quality of the 2014.
I meant in Minecraft, y'all.

 

[CountVanBadger]

Reading all this shit makes me wanna commit alt+F4.

bruh be aura farming sayin he finna unalive hisself. no rizz. touch grass.

 

[PBJ_Time]

The three year old boy with the biggest most wholesome chungus smile in the world had cancer frfr and it was so unskibidi toilet that even Keanu couldn't make it bussin no cap.

Did I do it right?

Yup, lol.

 

[Alski]

a truck BANGED him.

Are you sure it wasnt a BBC? Its a big black car get your mine out of the gutter

 

[KaorimoHutsuEnaka]

If I try, I Will be the causes of someone depression....

 

[Nolff]

bruh be aura farming sayin he finna unalive hisself. no rizz. touch grass.

I MEANT ON MINECRAFT

bruh be aura farming sayin he finna unalive hisself. no rizz. touch grass.

And that's a proper reaction, no?

Like, look at these! Cringy ahh stuff, certified 2012 youtube phase of cringe.

 

[Playerkartik]

O-on-once...there was a boy who loved traveling . His name was detimilnUnonA@.

He loved travelling a lot.
But on a very unfortunate day...while he was crossing a road...
*VRROOOOMMM*
a truck BANGED him.

It BANGED him so HARD that he was bleeding from everywhere...unable to move his hands nor his legs.
Taken to hospital, it was discovered that his two hands, two legs had been crushed.
Yes, his had also been crushed to .

He was operated for 2 days and 2 nights...
The doctors tried their level best but couldn't get his legs nor hands fixed...
They had to remove both his hands, legs and .

But his life was not all bad. While he was taking rest in hospital after surgery, he talked all the time to a nurse...told about his dreams, love for travel.
Talking for days together, the nurse had fallen in love with him.
She promised to go on a journey with him.

Discharged from the hospital as promised the nurse took him on a journey.
Guess how?...She put the boy detimilnUnonA@ in a plastic bag and carried him along everywhere...

She carried him in a plastic bag around the world until the old age.
SED SHTORRY...

Guess the nurse's name...

I MEANT ON MINECRAFT

And that's a proper reaction, no?

Like, look at these! Cringy ahh stuff, certified 2012 youtube phase of cringe.

This is not cringe...It's real story

 

[Nolff]

This is not cringe...It's real story

Yeah, yeah. Sure.

@AnonUnlimited Yo bro, this boyo just made a fanfic story of you. Check it out.

 

[Nevafrost]

Y'all can't even use brainrot slangs in the right way gng. Ts pmo sm