Is mating with angels monsterfucking? A debate.

Is it monsterfucking


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BearlyAlive

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Biblically accurate angels? Totally bestiality, no questions asked. Unless we have an -iality that covers eldritch horrors and other beings that may or may not destroy your existence whenever you as much as try to look at them (this category also includes Karens).

"Modern" angels? Depending on how racist you are, but most sane people would tend to "no" territory.
 

NotaNuffian

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Yes.

Fucking a sentient gyroscope with eyes is monster fucking.

Also, I thought angels are also asexual, where are you getting the hole to stick into? Get a BJ? Rub one on the halo?
 

Cipiteca396

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Human with wings, no.

Six fiery wheels with six pairs of wings and eyes? ...Tbh, I'm not sure of the exact definition of the term, but probably yes? (If it specifies that rape or evil mindless monsters is involved, then no, but otherwise yes.)
Correct, at least ones based off of abrahamic teachings. The last time someone tried to lewd an angel the whole city got destroyed and someone turned into a pillar of salt.
... I haven't really studied these things, but weren't those particular angels hermaphrodites (no idea if the 'good book' meant this scientifically or as a slur either)? And it's not that they were opposed to sex, it's that they were opposed to getting forcefully raped by like 63 different thugs in the streets.
 

QuercusMalus

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I think a biblically accurate angel meets that definition perfectly so...yes.
 

Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

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... I haven't really studied these things, but weren't those particular angels hermaphrodites (no idea if the 'good book' meant this scientifically or as a slur either)? And it's not that they were opposed to sex, it's that they were opposed to getting forcefully raped by like 63 different thugs in the streets.
Those two angels are described as men, I have never heard of them being hermaphrodites. And they were there to witness and confirm the wickedness of those two cities. They essentially rescue Lot from judgment of those places.
 

melchi

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Human with wings, no.

Six fiery wheels with six pairs of wings and eyes? ...Tbh, I'm not sure of the exact definition of the term, but probably yes? (If it specifies that rape or evil mindless monsters is involved, then no, but otherwise yes.)

... I haven't really studied these things, but weren't those particular angels hermaphrodites (no idea if the 'good book' meant this scientifically or as a slur either)? And it's not that they were opposed to sex, it's that they were opposed to getting forcefully raped by like 63 different thugs in the streets.
Not being opposed to sex is sorta proving a negative. There is some thought that Nephilim are the offspring of fallen angels and men but I think that is about it.

Prince, if they don't have any male or female parts that is why they would be described as hermaphrodites. Some of the meaning is lost in translation too, I believe the greek word for angel just means messenger, and it not always means a divine one. There are some other words that deff mean angel though like cherub and seraph
 

Gryphon

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I can say for certainty that I've never once had this question pop up in my 20+ years on this god forsaken planet. Now, that you've opened up my mind to such ways of thinking, I have to spend my entire day of wondering, pondering even, the depths man has fallen that such a question was even asked.

Yes, though. It would.
 
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