TheEldritchGod
A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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What would your build be?
I wrote 112 Handbooks, a frickin' encyclopedia, about d20 3.0/3.5 FOR FUN. I define power gamer.
So I'd be your basic min-maxed Erudite Eidoloncer
No Classes? Huh...(Note —there is a “system”, there are abilities, skills, and stuff; no classes though. But there is no screen. A instinct feeling interaction with the system.)
Okay. I assume I get to pick my race.
I'll be a Pathetic (int-reduced), Vernal Unseely, magic-blooded, primordial half-giant with the bloodlines of Titan (major), Air Elemental (intermediate) and Celestial (minor), reincarnated Ghost who had been hit with a warp blade until I died, with all the extra limbs granted by the warp touch disease removed and replaced with construct limbs (because can you have too many natural attacks?), although if I get lucky enough to have a snake growing out of my chest, I'll keep that for the extra natural attack. Also I would eat a lump of corrupted flesh, grow a second head out of my left shoulder, then slap a helm of opposite alignment on it so it becomes Lawful Good, thus allowing me to dual cast.
And as long as I get to pick the race/body, I'd put a Cerebral hood on my chest snake's head so it can mind blast and shit. Definitely some psionic sinew implants in any remaining organic limbs. A tongue worm that I would make my familiar so I can use glory tongue to have it grow out to 100' for touch attacks. At least one envenerating arm, Silthilar bones, of course, a golden dancing pegleg, Spike stone implants under my skin, feathered wings (incase the warp blade didn't give me any.)
And to top it all off, HUMANOID SKIN, because I'd want to cover up what a horribly disfigured monstrosity I became by hiding in the skin of someone else that I can BURST OUT OF when I want to go whole hog, otherwise, I look perfectly normal, including covering up my extra head and chest snake.
Abilities would be focused on extra actions and movement. Skills would be geared towards spamming attacks and crafting. "Stuff" would be the systematic exploitation of the system and improvements to my ever increasing list of immunities and defenses.
Then I'd start off by systematically testing my "instincts" until I could mathematically quantify the system, determine its strengths and weaknesses, and if there were any feedback loops that gave me unlimited power. Then...
I WOULD BREAK THE SYSTEM FOR DARING TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS WORLD WITHOUT MY CONSENT.
I WOULD CRUSH EVERYONE IN THAT REALITY AND TURN THE PLANET INTO A CHARNEL HOUSE OF HORROR BEFORE I FINALLY FOUND WHOEVER WHAT STUPID ENOUGH TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM THE ONES I CARE ABOUT.
THEY WOULD RUE THE DAY THEY FIRST HEARD OF THE ELDRITCH GOD.
I WOULD INFLICT SUFFERING UPON THEM OF SUCH MAGNITUDE THAT THEIR PAIN WOULD BECOME A LEGEND IN HELL LONG BEFORE I FINALLY SEND THEM THERE.
I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY EVER CREATED. KILL EVERYTHING THEY EVER LOVED. THEN MAKE SURE THEY ARE FORGOTTEN.
THEY WILL PERISH LEAVING EXISTENCE UNWEPT, UNKNOWN, AND UNSUNG.
I WOULD CRUSH EVERYONE IN THAT REALITY AND TURN THE PLANET INTO A CHARNEL HOUSE OF HORROR BEFORE I FINALLY FOUND WHOEVER WHAT STUPID ENOUGH TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM THE ONES I CARE ABOUT.
THEY WOULD RUE THE DAY THEY FIRST HEARD OF THE ELDRITCH GOD.
I WOULD INFLICT SUFFERING UPON THEM OF SUCH MAGNITUDE THAT THEIR PAIN WOULD BECOME A LEGEND IN HELL LONG BEFORE I FINALLY SEND THEM THERE.
I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY EVER CREATED. KILL EVERYTHING THEY EVER LOVED. THEN MAKE SURE THEY ARE FORGOTTEN.
THEY WILL PERISH LEAVING EXISTENCE UNWEPT, UNKNOWN, AND UNSUNG.