hm. Well lets list them off.
1st MC has a pretty nice life but is likely to get hobbled by an obsessive little sister and mother and locked in a basement.
2nd starts off obese and keeps getting killed by a psychotic bitch, and i cant be bothered to deal with that shit.
3rd is a loli whose older brother is OP and wants to eat her tofu so fuck that
4th is normal but i aint gonna be no fucking highschool father constantly getting drugged and raped by his mom, then having to deal with punks who dont like me based on various rumors.
5th...she's pretty and wealthy, a regular smut novel heroine....probably safest option, her.
Its like russian roulette, this. If i dont get the smut novel MC, i may as well off myself because AINT NO WAY im gonna deal with all the crap i put my MCs through. It works for them because they're either way more crazy, determined, or jaded than i am. Me just being dropped into their stories when they're already in deep shit right from the start kinda aint my cup of tea.
So yea. Suicide. Realistically, thats about the only thing i can do, cuz i aint as capable or insane as those bastards