If you were reborn as your novel's mc what would you do?

HelloHound

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considering how the story starts I doubt there would be much against the storm unless I convinced the mother to leave of a different day and in fact may have a harder time with adapting due to the language barrier though maybe not thanks to [REDACTED]
 

Jerynboe

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Groan and start examining my morality, since I know damn well that mass brainwashing to create an army *works* to save the world and I don’t know if anything else I could do with his power set would be anywhere near as effective to that end.
Probably try to focus more on turning monsters/villains/etc and less on people that I want to sleep with, and definitely exploit the hell of the system from day one instead of slowly learning how things work.
If I get to start in the prologue and actually choose my build… definitely choosing a different build with one of the more op methods of brainwashing with more non-horny fringe benefits. Magic jewelry offered a lot of story opportunities because of how janky it is but if it’s actually my life now I’m powergaming this to hell and back.
 
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RepresentingPride

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I'm going to train my ass off cause with what happen to my mc (present and futur), I would be dead in a few second if I stay as I am. Also don't know if I could sustain the nightmare every night and don't try to sucide at all.
 

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Honestly I'm just ending myself there. All My mc goes through too much for me to handle
Hehehehehe… I’m so screwed. I’m so FUCKING screwed. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My main character has liquid despair running through their veins. Eyes running along her arms look at everything from an incredibly narcissistic point of view will warp and brainwash me into being vain. The truths ingrained in the reality of his body will crack my mind, shattering it, and give me his talents. The Stars will love on me (read: torture with eldritch hugs ? ) for being an even more interesting plaything now that a new soul has taken the place of one of two worshippers that they have. I will be looking forward to having my soul played with and carved into a better toy by the Stars. Not to mention, I will have to cope with super strange new senses. On the plus side, I won’t have soul corruption or be a soul plague carrier since my soul is all fresh and squeaky clean from a world without Essence. On the minus side, that same squeaky cleanness will make my soul hella impressionable for the Miasma of my MC, which… is very bad for me.
Hehehe… so, so fucked.
 

RepresentingPride

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Hehehehehe… I’m so screwed. I’m so FUCKING screwed. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
My main character has liquid despair running through their veins. Eyes running along her arms look at everything from an incredibly narcissistic point of view will warp and brainwash me into being vain. The truths ingrained in the reality of his body will crack my mind, shattering it, and give me his talents. The Stars will love on me (read: torture with eldritch hugs ? ) for being an even more interesting plaything now that a new soul has taken the place of one of two worshippers that they have. I will be looking forward to having my soul played with and carved into a better toy by the Stars. Not to mention, I will have to cope with super strange new senses. On the plus side, I won’t have soul corruption or be a soul plague carrier since my soul is all fresh and squeaky clean from a world without Essence. On the minus side, that same squeaky cleanness will make my soul hella impressionable for the Miasma of my MC, which… is very bad for me.
Hehehe… so, so fucked.
I like how much we fuck our mc but when we suddenly find ourself in their place we are like "Well... Fuck.☠️"
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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Honestly I'm just ending myself there. All My mc goes through too much for me to handle
What are some of the big things your MC goes through?
I like how much we fuck our mc but when we suddenly find ourself in their place we are like "Well... Fuck.☠️"
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::blob_upset::sweating_profusely: Super true!!! I’ll be so fucked over and insane that the plot will probably go pretty much the same!
 

MintiLime

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Ummmmmm to I get their powers even if they’re soul linked? If I have their powers, great, I’m set so long as the Deity protecting the MC doesn’t decide to off me immediately. I’ve even got an edge on the MC as I’m a bit more aware of what the power source is and how to use it.

… if I just get their body I’m dead in three minutes tops
 

CupcakeNinja

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Honestly I'm just ending myself there. All My mc goes through too much for me to handle
hm. Well lets list them off.
1st MC has a pretty nice life but is likely to get hobbled by an obsessive little sister and mother and locked in a basement.
2nd starts off obese and keeps getting killed by a psychotic bitch, and i cant be bothered to deal with that shit.
3rd is a loli whose older brother is OP and wants to eat her tofu so fuck that
4th is normal but i aint gonna be no fucking highschool father constantly getting drugged and raped by his mom, then having to deal with punks who dont like me based on various rumors.
5th...she's pretty and wealthy, a regular smut novel heroine....probably safest option, her.

Its like russian roulette, this. If i dont get the smut novel MC, i may as well off myself because AINT NO WAY im gonna deal with all the crap i put my MCs through. It works for them because they're either way more crazy, determined, or jaded than i am. Me just being dropped into their stories when they're already in deep shit right from the start kinda aint my cup of tea.

So yea. Suicide. Realistically, thats about the only thing i can do, cuz i aint as capable or insane as those bastards
 
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