If you could have dinner with your MC, would you?
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KingRaisinXIV
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The moment my MC starts dumping family lore to me even Id want to join him in the grave
No. Absolutely not. Spare me.
My character has lunch with someone in the prologue. It is a miracle he did not die.
There are three possible outcomes to having dinner with my protagonist:
1. I die a gruesome death. A very gory, likely extremely painful death. It is a likely outcome even if I do my best not to offend him. He might be annoyed by the way I eat my tomatoes or he could simply have a headache. Either way, I would not survive the encounter.
2. I die a boring death. This is the most likely outcome. He asks some questions, my answers bore him, my head explodes. At least it would be relatively painless.
3. He thinks I am interesting. In which case I might survive the encounter but would become a permanent source of entertainment. And that I would not survive. After serving as conversation partner on demand for a few weeks, I am sure I would encounter outcome one or two eventually.
There are three possible outcomes to having dinner with my protagonist:
1. I die a gruesome death. A very gory, likely extremely painful death. It is a likely outcome even if I do my best not to offend him. He might be annoyed by the way I eat my tomatoes or he could simply have a headache. Either way, I would not survive the encounter.
2. I die a boring death. This is the most likely outcome. He asks some questions, my answers bore him, my head explodes. At least it would be relatively painless.
3. He thinks I am interesting. In which case I might survive the encounter but would become a permanent source of entertainment. And that I would not survive. After serving as conversation partner on demand for a few weeks, I am sure I would encounter outcome one or two eventually.
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