I walk up to you and give you a sandwich ?

[Woolen_Monkey]

This thread reminds me of a sandwich post.

Where do you take a bite of this sandwich? 1, 2 or 3?

Ignore the quality of the sandwich. Pretend it is your favorite sandwich. If you were in this scenario, where do you bite the sandwich 1,2 or 3?

... 3

 

[SRB]

Can I legally fart on it without anyone judging.

It's your sandwich now, I don't see why not.

 

[Seaspecter]

Of course I'm taking the sandwich.

 

[Tsuru]

What do you do?

I can't do anything, you are clamping my cheeks too hard, with an inhuman grip that feel like you gonna break my jaw

BAD ENDING

[My pov] VS [SsemouyOnan POV]

 

[Rezcore]

I rarely eat food from strangers. I prefer to cook for myself. I've been poisoned before. And yes, I rarely ever eat at restaurants, I'll even stop at a grocery store during road trips

 

[Tsuru]

@SsemouyOnan (beautified x1000) in my mind :

 

[hippoman]

I accept it with a thank you and put it in my bag. Then I debate if it's okay to eat it for the rest of the day.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

<QUACK> bread isn't good for ducks so i will refuse and take your money instead