I hit 100K Views in 29 days. [Congratulate or Shame me, both are fine]

eagle_360

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I would like to announce the 100k views (58kRR + 45kSH) and 700+ readers mark within my 30 days of posting.

Only adults allowed past this wonderful cordon below. Thank you. The bouncer will check your ID before you enter.


In the spirit of whatever is being posted nowadays in Author General of which there are many of these posts. I want to do something different about it and give SHF users the opportunity to either;
1. Sadistically degrade me and shame me for doing so well and fuel me enormous ego. I need to have a huge slice of humble pie, be as sadistic as you can to my uncontrollable masochistic brain.
2. Praise me so hard my socks fly off, feed me cookies and pat me on my head and tell me all the sweet nothingness that online dopamine provides.


I want the polarity between options to be high, I want to bask in the praise and get humility back from the reality of my 30 day journey being utter nonsense.

Thank you.

Edit : Enkari is this too much?
 
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eagle_360

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Wow imagine having similar stats on both sites, i bet your catering to creepy smut crowd here on SH.
No. I used 14 days to get to 42k views here. It is significantly more insane and smutty here. (But I don't do the secret meta of posting once every two days nor do I do ads).

Spare me some, please
You're signature exceeds the forum size limit, either put it into spoilers or make it a lil smaller. (It just looks big. I need someone to re-check the rules) You beautiful slut. Thanks

That's crazy (in the sense of amazing) Congratulations. :blob_melt:
Well done. I would degrade you, but I wanna keep my own ego in check.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
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FlutterOfCrows

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I would write something disparaging, but after the amount of times I have reduced people to crying, I have deigned that to be a unfit use of skill.
 

TinaMigarlo

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Let me see what i can whip up.
I'm supposed to be a writer, after all.
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Hm.
congratulations on your recent success.
you must have a rare grasp of the everyman's simple mind, to appeal to them so well.

(rich snotty people, have this cool way of complimenting you with acid, LMAO)
not sure i'm really pulling it off, but I tried.
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SO, what was the basic genre/premise that did so well.
were these both the same story, you nailed some meta that satisfied both RR and SH
details!
 

great_sloth

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I can't degrade you, what if you track my home and blow it up with a missile? Such time nowadays, sigh~

Congrajuslahditoanftions, more writing to you!
 

eagle_360

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Let me see what i can whip up.
I'm supposed to be a writer, after all.
--------------------------------------------------------
Hm.
congratulations on your recent success.
you must have a rare grasp of the everyman's simple mind, to appeal to them so well.

(rich snotty people, have this cool way of complimenting you with acid, LMAO)
not sure i'm really pulling it off, but I tried.
----------------------------------------------------------------
SO, what was the basic genre/premise that did so well.
were these both the same story, you nailed some meta that satisfied both RR and SH
details!

My genres I believe I am writing is (Ethics, Philosophy and Tragedy), what I actually wrote (Haha, big gun, war crimes! Haha! Sadness.)

I wrote the SH version first, shat as much lewd and smut inside it. Got complaints from RR about my terrible kinks, then edited it to suite RR tastes (removal of all smut). I checked out your novel and it's got all the hallmarks of success in SH, many smut, I'm convinced you are simply missing big boob picture.
I see a lot of 1/67 in the reading list, I had a thread in which I also had the same problem and it was because of using too much "I"


I basically have two versions of prologue to suit two different tastes. That's something that seems to work.

Also, a little tidbit that I'm starting to learn from SH algo.
Unconfirmed meta : (Don't reply comments until the day you post your story, then do reader interaction all on one day, reply all, like all comments, interact all on the same day of posting your chapter, and then disappear)







I can't degrade you, what if you track my home and blow it up with a missile? Such time nowadays, sigh~

Congrajuslahditoanftions, more writing to you!

And a confarwutions to you too for starting your new novel. I wish you the best of luck in writing (https://www.scribblehub.com/series/2269566/the-unceasing-soul/).


OK. Cookie time.
 

Bimbanana

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Sadistically degrade me and shame me for doing so well and fuel me enormous ego. I need to have a huge slice of humble pie, be as sadistic as you can to my uncontrollable masochistic brain.

Ehm, I extend my most sincere congratulations to you, my esteemed fellow author.

Henceforth, it would be my great pleasure that we, in mutual regard and intellectual curiosity, pursue the highest standards of literary inquiry across the vast expanse of the internet.

Yours faithfully,
Bimbanana
 
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TheKillingAlice

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I would like to announce the 100k views (58kRR + 45kSH) and 700+ readers mark within my 30 days of posting.

Only adults allowed past this wonderful cordon below. Thank you. The bouncer will check your ID before you enter.


In the spirit of whatever is being posted nowadays in Author General of which there are many of these posts. I want to do something different about it and give SHF users the opportunity to either;
1. Sadistically degrade me and shame me for doing so well and fuel me enormous ego. I need to have a huge slice of humble pie, be as sadistic as you can to my uncontrollable masochistic brain.
2. Praise me so hard my socks fly off, feed me cookies and pat me on my head and tell me all the sweet nothingness that online dopamine provides.


I want the polarity between options to be high, I want to bask in the praise and get humility back from the reality of my 30 day journey being utter nonsense.

Thank you.

Edit : Enkari is this too much?
Mad respect. Congratz.
Can I have some? :blob_cookie: I will give you cookies in return. 🍪
 

zainzhou

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Congratulations! 100K in 29 days is genuinely
impressive — I'll praise you AND shame you
at the same time:

✅ Praise: That consistency is no joke.
29 days, no breaks. Most people (myself included)
are still figuring out the cadence.

😅 Shame: Now I have to look at my 118 views
and feel things.

I just started a week ago — writing a sci-fi
story about a trapped AI that learns Daoist
philosophy and accidentally helps a broke
guy sell fate readings online.

Day 1 author energy vs. 100K author energy.
The gap is real. 😂

Genuinely though — did anything specific
click for you around Day 10-15 that
accelerated the growth?
 

eagle_360

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Congratulations! 100K in 29 days is genuinely
impressive — I'll praise you AND shame you
at the same time:

✅ Praise: That consistency is no joke.
29 days, no breaks. Most people (myself included)
are still figuring out the cadence.

😅 Shame: Now I have to look at my 118 views
and feel things.

I just started a week ago — writing a sci-fi
story about a trapped AI that learns Daoist
philosophy and accidentally helps a broke
guy sell fate readings online.

Day 1 author energy vs. 100K author energy.
The gap is real. 😂

Genuinely though — did anything specific
click for you around Day 10-15 that
accelerated the growth?


For growth, I just wrote what I liked because

~Writing is a song without a melody. If you find your flow and stay true to your heart, the reader hears the music and they will come.~


 
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