How many times do I have to catch fire before I can classify myself as a fire hazard?

[gogo7966]

I think I may be immortal.

there can only be one

 

[T.K._Paradox]

It's destiny calling Paul, and she is saying, "Become the human torch."

 

[Representing_Tromba]

there can only be one

I guess I'll have to fight you with my sword and my gun.

It's destiny calling Paul, and she is saying, "Become the human torch."

Last time I tried that I nearly burnt down my neighbor's shed while dressed as a crusader.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Last time I tried that I nearly burnt down my neighbor's shed while dressed as a crusader.

Deus Vult!

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Deus Vult!

DEUS VULT!

 

[gogo7966]

I guess I'll have to fight you with my sword and my gun.

this is here i would send a picture of my (toy) katana with the caption "i'm ready" but i'm having some technical difficultys so here is a song insted

 

[Representing_Tromba]

this is here i would send a picture of my (toy) katana with the caption "i'm ready" but i'm having some technical difficultys so here is a song insted

Although I love Queen, I cannot accept defeat.

 

[gogo7966]

Although I love Queen, I cannot accept defeat.

too bad for you that nobody loves queen more than i do. i can never be beat!

 

[Representing_Tromba]

too bad for you that nobody loves queen more than i do. i can never be beat!

What about... By the King?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

To explain, I have caught fire a total of five times. Each time I have received at least a 2nd-degree burn. All but once was it not my fault so am I considered a fire hazard?

Just become a really hot dude

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Just become a really hot dude

I wish that were possible.

 

[FireHazard]

Impossible to tell. There is just no way we can know such a thing about a stranger on the internet...

 

[Ddraig]

It just means the goddess of fire loves you ...or hates you. Either way you are gonna be in a treat when you will meet her at the start of your isekai.

 

[T.K._Paradox]

I wish that were possible.

You can't look that bad.

 

[Viator]

To explain, I have caught fire a total of five times. Each time I have received at least a 2nd-degree burn. All but once was it not my fault so am I considered a fire hazard?

I've been catching fire since I was 4 years old. How I am still alive is a mystery. I think I may be immortal. Who knows.

Maybe your body is trying to to obtain fire related superpowers? You could even call yourself Fire Hazard then.

I have the same issue with fire, but I only somehow get set on fire when I'm drunk. So maybe my powers will involve alcohol based flame? Seriously though it's a problem. So I don't drink much anymore.

 

[Kenjona]

Here to help you out: (FYI the NFPA is the National Fire Protection Association; which is the association that has codified Fire safety, training and classification of fires for the United States of America; Codes for other countries are similar due to agreements between governing bodies to standardize the various codes). Just cause you have caught fire (often) does not mean you are actually classified as a hazard.

Classification of hazards​

In accordance with NFPA, areas are typically classified as being light (low) hazard, ordinary (moderate) hazard, or extra (high) hazard.

Light (low) hazard areas are locations where the quantity and combustibility of Class A combustibles and Class B flammables is low. In these areas, expected fires have relatively low rates of heat release. Light hazard areas may include offices, classrooms, meeting rooms etc.

Ordinary (moderate) hazard areas are locations where the quantity and combustibility of Class A combustible materials and Class B flammables is moderate. Fires with moderate rates of heat release are expected in these areas. Ordinary hazard locations could be offices, malls, light manufacturing or research operations, parking garages, workshops, or maintenance/service areas.

Extra (high) hazard areas are locations where the quantity and combustibility of Class A combustible material is high or where high amounts of Class B flammables are present. Quickly developing fires with high rates of heat release are expected. These locations could be sites for cars repair, aircraft and boat servicing, painting, dipping, and coating, storage areas (tanks, containers etc).

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You can't look that bad.

I look like a Canadian lumberjack got lost in Louisiana and decided to become a hippie.