How many times do I have to catch fire before I can classify myself as a fire hazard?

[Representing_Tromba]

To explain, I have caught fire a total of five times. Each time I have received at least a 2nd-degree burn. All but once was it not my fault so am I considered a fire hazard?

 

[NikkuNii]

To explain, I have caught fire a total of five times. Each time I have received at least a 2nd-degree burn. All but once was it not my fault so am I considered a fire hazard?

How many times do I have to shrink myself to become a choking hazard?

 

[gogo7966]

three times the charm as they say

 

[Representing_Tromba]

How many times do I have to shrink myself to become a choking hazard?

I don't know. If you're smaller than 2 inches then you're probably a choking hazard.

three times the charm as they say

Guess I'm a fire hazard. I shouldn't be working in a kitchen.

 

[Zirrboy]

Would you consider yourself as accelerator of flame spread?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Would you consider yourself as accelerator of flame spread?

I guess? Although I have no clue what that is.

 

[Zirrboy]

I guess? Although I have no clue what that is.

Whether the fire spreads faster with you involved than without.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

To explain, I have caught fire a total of five times. Each time I have received at least a 2nd-degree burn. All but once was it not my fault so am I considered a fire hazard?

Its God tryna cleanse your degenerate soul.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

To count as a fire hazard for sure, go and hug as many people as possible the next time you're ablaze.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Whether the fire spreads faster with you involved than without.

I mean, the fire will spread faster if I am running around screaming while on fire.

Its God tryna cleanse your degenerate soul.

I've thought about this and have concluded that if that were the case my soul would have caught fire a long time ago rather than my body..

 

[Zirrboy]

I mean, the fire will spread faster if I am running around screaming while on fire.

Then you probably are a hazard

 

[Representing_Tromba]

To count as a fire hazard for sure, go and hug as many people as possible the next time you're ablaze.

Nah, I'll only hug them if they're politicians.

Then you probably are a hazard

Guess I'm a fire hazard then.

 

[SerikoLee]

How fast someone becomes a fire hazard is based on their internal condition.
1. While making fiction there are several possibilities like did someone cast a curse to make the person make anything they touch a flame.
2. A maniac that controls the flame and destroys whatever cause they love to see the world burn

 

[gogo7966]

Nah, I'll only hug them if they're politicians.

don't hug them, fall on them. that way they are less likely to escape and you're more likely to get away with a manslaugter charge insted of murder

 

[Representing_Tromba]

How fast someone becomes a fire hazard is based on their internal condition.
1. While making fiction there are several possibilities like did some cast a curse to make the person make anything they touch a flame.
2. A maniac that controls the flame and destroys whatever cause they love to see the world burn

I just catch fire randomly. Maybe a curse, maybe not. My family already has two curses placed on it so I don't need another.

don't hug them, fall on them. that way they are less likely to escape and you're more likely to get away with a manslaugter charge insted of murder

Excellent point. Time to go to the capital!

 

[SakeVision]

sounds like the fire caught you

 

[Representing_Tromba]

sounds like the fire caught you

Enemies to lovers 50k words

 

[RepresentingCaution]

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Paul, I worry about your health. Now you are catching on fire? What are we going to do with you?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Paul, I worry about your health. Now you are catching on fire? What are we going to do with you?

I've been catching fire since I was 4 years old. How I am still alive is a mystery. I think I may be immortal. Who knows.