HOSPITAL

[Conqueror_Quack]

20$

25$

 

[Playerkartik]

25$

what job do you want?

 

[Alski]

25$

30$

 

[Alski]

what job do you want?

The duck is the AucAdoption agency.

 

[Omarfaruq]

@Omarfaruq assigned as the Co-Founder

Thanks for making me the co founder!

 

[Arkus86]

The duck is the AucAdoption agency.

I don't know, the duck seems a little suspicious... Have you ever seen a duck in a hat?

 

[Nolff]

Genuinely, what the f*ck is this comedy skit, lmao.

Right, so, about the diagnosis...

...

We... May have a bit of a problem.

 

[Alski]

Have you ever seen a duck in a hat?

Yes, its been hanging around for a day.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Genuinely, what the f*ck is this comedy skit, lmao.

Right, so, about the diagnosis...

...

We... May have a bit of a problem.

What kind of problem?

 

[Omarfaruq]

I don't know, the duck seems a little suspicious... Have you ever seen a duck in a hat?

Donald duck laughing in the corner.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

PHYCOLOGIST NOTE
In all of my 50 years of being a phycologist I have never I mean never met a cow with a vary short birth period. A cow may I stat that is not even bother with the fact that she gave birth to worms brain worms to be exact meaning the grater percentage of her brain is in mortal danger as her youngling is still growing and needs a lot of nutrition.
I strongly suggest putting your little ones for adoption to prevent any parament brain damage

I should probably attach a doctor's note too... but I'm too lazy and people probably are not invested enough to learn the horrors of an invasive parasitic worm feeding on it's host mother, the cow causing her to form sudden attachment to the parasite draining nutrients from her.

 

[Playerkartik]

What kind of problem?

Maybe the clock could measure the time left for the delivery

 

[Arkus86]

What kind of problem?

The problem is that he's not a doctor, he's a quack! *plops the mop against the floor grumpily*

Yes, its been hanging around for a day.

And you have not eaten it yet?

 

[Playerkartik]

I should probably attach a doctor's note too... but I'm too lazy and people probably are not invested enough to learn the horrors of an invasive parasitic worm feeding on it's host mother, the cow causing her to form sudden attachment to the parasite draining nutrients from her.

It's an alien this time

 

[Alski]

And you have not eaten it yet?

Im not a fan of duck as a food source.

 

[Playerkartik]

25$

Duck has been assigned as adoption agency

 

[Omarfaruq]

The problem is that he's not a doctor, he's a quack! *plops the mop against the floor grumpily*

This problem isn't very serious. But it can be fatal

 

[Playerkartik]

We had doctor duck too right??

 

[Arkus86]

Im not a fan of duck as a food source.

Eh, I would bet it tastes better than aliens... and for $30, it better be damn good meal!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

It's an alien this time

How do you know the origin of the brain eating worm is not alien. What if that worm was also an alien parasite!