HOSPITAL

[Playerkartik]

@NotaNuffian assigned as THAT STALKING GRANDMA in every hospital

 

[NotaNuffian]

@NotaNuffian assigned as THAT STALKING GRANDMA in every hospital

Good, you got my drift.

 

[JayMark]

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home!

 

[Playerkartik]

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home!

That increases the Chances of miscarriage by 99%
cause you had a delivery not long ago...
and also a Nurse won't be able to provide you 7Star service and hospitality like in this 7Star HOSPITAL

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home!

@Tabula_Rasa - Elevator Music
*Starts playing on your spotify

 

[Alski]

 

[JayMark]

That increases the Chances of miscarriage by 99%
cause you had a delivery not long ago...
and also a Nurse won't be able to provide you 7Star service and hospitality like in this 7Star HOSPITAL

There's no nurse! There's no doctor! There's a shaman hitting me with dead sticks! And some creepy old woman keeps trying to give me stale cough drops!

 

[Playerkartik]

@Tabula_Rasa - Elevator Music
*Starts playing on your spotify

And also you would miss on the concert that @Tabula_Rasa will be putting on

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home!

 

[Playerkartik]

There's no nurse! There's no doctor! There's a shaman hitting me with dead sticks! And some creepy old woman keeps trying to give me old cough drops!

Who's the most trusted person for you on SHF

 

[Nolff]

A Hospital to help @JayMark for his next delivery...
Services:- 1) 99%chance for the kid to survive
2) 0% chance for the mother to die
3) extremely good doctors available

Are you all Jobless...Very well this HOSPITAL brought to you infinite jobs.
Just tell what job you want you will get it....
Jobs:- For any species of human/animal
DOCTOR(for @JayMark delivery), Janitor, Guards(To catch the parents to sign birth certificate), Nurse(not for nursing the kids but to teach Jay how to nurse)...
If you have any more job ideas do suggest, we will try to get you that job


Currently assigned:
@pangmida - Lab Technician
@Tabula_Rasa - Elevator Music
@Alski - The CAT of the Hospital
@Wamba2K - Chef
@AnonUnlimited - Blood Donor
@ConansWitchBaby - Spiritual Shaman
@Omarfaruq - CoFounder
@NotaNuffian - The GRANDMA of the Hospital

<...>

<I'll be the doctor, I guess. If no one's competent enough to do the real work, this place could crumble.

I hope you can understand my tick-tocks here.>

 

[Playerkartik]

Who's the most trusted person for you on SHF

We have the greatest doctors on the forum @sleepandeatallday and @Nolff

 

[Nolff]

Wait, hold on. What the f*ck do you mean helping @JayMark's special delivery? What?

 

[JayMark]

Who's the most trusted person for you on SHF

@RedMuffin
Or is it just my cravings? I can't tell.

 

[Playerkartik]

Wait, hold on. What the f*ck do you mean helping @JayMark's special delivery? What?

Child birth

 

[Playerkartik]

@RedMuffin
Or is it just my cravings? I can't tell.

Whatever doctor you want I'll assign them go on

 

[JayMark]

Whatever doctor you want I'll assign them go on

@Corty needs to be my lamaze coach. His job will be to scream BREATHE! BREATHE DAMMIT! at the top of his voice like a drill instructor.

 

[Envylope]

I want to be the vampire nurse.

 

[Playerkartik]

@Corty Assigned as Birth Coach

 

[Corty]

@Corty needs to be my lamaze coach. His job will be to scream BREATHE! BREATHE DAMMIT! at the top of his voice like a drill instructor.

My asthma-ridden dachshund breaths better than you sorry little maggot! Show me your breath-face!

 

[Playerkartik]

I want to be the vampire nurse.

@Envylope assigned as the Nurse(Vampire)