HOSPITAL

[Playerkartik]

A Hospital to help @JayMark for his next delivery...
Services:- 1) 99%chance for the kid to survive
2) 0% chance for the mother to die
3) extremely good doctors available

Are you all Jobless...Very well this HOSPITAL brought to you infinite jobs.
Just tell what job you want you will get it....
Jobs:- For any species of human/animal
DOCTOR(for @JayMark delivery), Janitor, Guards(To catch the parents to sign birth certificate), Nurse(not for nursing the kids but to teach Jay how to nurse)...
If you have any more job ideas do suggest, we will try to get you that job


Currently assigned:
@pangmida - Lab Technician
@Tabula_Rasa - Elevator Music
@Alski - The CAT of the Hospital
@Wamba2K - Chef
@AnonUnlimited - Blood Donor
@ConansWitchBaby - Spiritual Shaman
@Omarfaruq - CoFounder
@NotaNuffian - The GRANDMA of the Hospital
@sleepandeatallday - Great Doctor
@Nolff - Another Great Doctor
@Corty - Birth Coach
@Envylope - Nurse(Friendly neighbourhood Vampire)
@Arkus86 - Grumpy Janitor
@Navillus - Cat Janitor
@Sunsetinapainting - Personal Psychologist for Jay
@Conqueror_Quack - Adoption Agency
@Woolen_Monkey - Trash bin
@Juia_Darkcrest - Exorcist
@Worthy39 - Another Chef
@A-Random-Writer - Heli-Ambulance Pilot

 

[pangmida]

Lab technician. Get a tissue sample of that worm thing and its parents @JayMark and @AnonUnlimited to see what in the world made this possible.

 

[Playerkartik]

Lab technician. Get a tissue sample of that worm thing and its parents @JayMark and @AnonUnlimited to see what in the world made this possible.

@pangmida assigned as the lab technician

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

I will be the elevator music. Randomly increase or decrease stress level of all staff in the hospital.

 

[Playerkartik]

I will be the elevator music. Randomly increase or decrease stress level of all staff in the hospital.

@Tabula_Rasa assigned elevator music

 

[Alski]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

 

[JayMark]

2) 0% chance for the mother to die

Also, Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie, Me, Is the mother.
*dies laughing

 

[Wamba2K]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

Can you sleep on my feet please...


Also, I'll can run the kitchen. Cooking up some frozen never fresh food for everyone.

 

[Playerkartik]

Meow, if I sleep on your feet it means you are going to die.

@Alski assigned to be THAT CAT IN EVERY HOSPITAL

 

[Playerkartik]

Can you sleep on my feet please...


Also, I'll can run the kitchen. Cooking up some frozen never fresh food for everyone.

@Wamba2K assigned as the chef

 

[JayMark]

Anaesthetists?

 

[Playerkartik]

Anaesthetists?

Ofc Let someone be the doctor I will train them as an experienced student in engineering

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_- wtf?

also here is some of my blood.

 

[Playerkartik]

-_- wtf?

also here is some of my blood.

@AnonUnlimited assigned to be the BLOOD DONOR during the delivery

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

 

[Playerkartik]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

@ConansWitchBaby Assigned as the spiritual shaman.

 

[Omarfaruq]

Can I be the founder of the hospital?

 

[JayMark]

Can I be the spiritual shaman wacking people with a bundle of dried leaves?

So I'm guessing getting whacked with a bundle of dried leaves will be my pain management, great.

 

[Playerkartik]

@Omarfaruq assigned as the Co-Founder

 

[NotaNuffian]