owotrucked
Chronic lecher masquerading as a writer
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Who tf let the plague doctor in, now this forum is doomed.
The plague doctor is the driver behind Truck-kun.![]()
Who tf let the plague doctor in, now this forum is doomed.
I don't know, we may need some split second stasis magic to analyze it.
!!! [|87*snaps fingers*
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There ya go. Frozen chicken. Analyze away.
i still dont get it. Explain, uncle HanzTook me several minutes to understand.
Yep, Uncle Hans is getting older.
Well, Lady Envy is a vampire, right? And vampires are traditionally 'evil' creatures. Sin is evil as well, so when she said she 'can't understand', ContrOp replied with 'Of course you can't understand'. Well, at least, that's how I understand it...i still dont get it. Explain, uncle Hanz
Any coffee is too much coffeeWell, Lady Envy is a vampire, right? And vampires are traditionally 'evil' creatures. Sin is evil as well, so when she said she 'can't understand', ContrOp replied with 'Of course you can't understand'. Well, at least, that's how I understand it...
Do you understand now, my child? Everything is just an illusion.
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Sorry, I drank way too much coffee this morning.
Hans' Standard in Coffee drinkingAny coffee is too much coffee
What about coffee in a silo?Hans' Standard in Coffee drinking
Coffee in Mug: Rookie Numbers. Must pump up.
Coffee in Pitcher: Mid-Tier
Coffee in Two Pitchers: High...but not too high.
Coffee in Drum barrel: High, but meh high.
Coffee in Water Tank: High
Sea of Coffee: Paradies. (Yep, I didn't make a spelling error.)
Philippines doesn't have silos though, even in farms.What about coffee in a silo?
Hmm. Maybe he'll be less offended if I tell him that most of the chickens in my story (which is where the split second stasis magic thing came from) are actually bloodthirsty spectral beasts who disguise themselves as innocent chickens in order to sneak up on their unsuspecting prey? He's into that kind of thing, right? We can just say that the hat and glasses are part of the disguise.!!! [|87
Sideways plague doctor says he's not a chicken and will be going to visit you soon. He also said, although he is offended, he likes the picture.
[|87Hmm. Maybe he'll be less offended if I tell him that most of the chickens in my story (which is where the split second stasis magic thing came from) are actually bloodthirsty spectral beasts who disguise themselves as innocent chickens in order to sneak up on their unsuspecting prey? He's into that kind of thing, right? We can just say that the hat and glasses are part of the disguise.
He can still visit if he wants, though. All our rosebushes are blooming right now. He can collect some petals and make himself a new batch of potpourri. (Sorry, but I've never been able to take plague doctors seriously since I found out that's what the beaks were for....)