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owotrucked

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Who tf let the plague doctor in, now this forum is doomed.
 

Corty

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Is this the guy who is the only doctor in all the commercials, the one out of ten, who does not endorse XYZ medicine/drug/stuff/whatever?
 
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i still dont get it. Explain, uncle Hanz
Well, Lady Envy is a vampire, right? And vampires are traditionally 'evil' creatures. Sin is evil as well, so when she said she 'can't understand', ContrOp replied with 'Of course you can't understand'. Well, at least, that's how I understand it... :sweating_profusely::blob_whistle:

Do you understand now, my child? Everything is just an illusion.

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Sorry, I drank way too much coffee this morning.

Any case, while sin is evil, I'd say Johnny Sins is an inspiration. So is our very own Jaime Cardinal Sin.
 
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georgelee5786

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Well, Lady Envy is a vampire, right? And vampires are traditionally 'evil' creatures. Sin is evil as well, so when she said she 'can't understand', ContrOp replied with 'Of course you can't understand'. Well, at least, that's how I understand it... :sweating_profusely::blob_whistle:

Do you understand now, my child? Everything is just an illusion.

...

Sorry, I drank way too much coffee this morning.
Any coffee is too much coffee
 
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Any coffee is too much coffee
Hans' Standard in Coffee drinking

Coffee in Mug: Rookie Numbers. Must pump up.
Coffee in two mugs: Low-low-mid.
Coffee in three mugs: Low-high-mid.
Coffee in three mugs, and half-pitcher: low mid-tier.
Coffee in Pitcher: Mid-Tier
Coffee in Two Pitchers: High...but not too high.
Coffee in Drum barrel: High, but meh high.
Coffee in Water Tank: High
Sea of Coffee: Paradies. (Yep, I didn't make a spelling error.)
 
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Hans' Standard in Coffee drinking

Coffee in Mug: Rookie Numbers. Must pump up.
Coffee in Pitcher: Mid-Tier
Coffee in Two Pitchers: High...but not too high.
Coffee in Drum barrel: High, but meh high.
Coffee in Water Tank: High
Sea of Coffee: Paradies. (Yep, I didn't make a spelling error.)
What about coffee in a silo?
 

RynnTheTired

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Sideways plague doctor says he's not a chicken and will be going to visit you soon. He also said, although he is offended, he likes the picture.
Hmm. Maybe he'll be less offended if I tell him that most of the chickens in my story (which is where the split second stasis magic thing came from) are actually bloodthirsty spectral beasts who disguise themselves as innocent chickens in order to sneak up on their unsuspecting prey? He's into that kind of thing, right? We can just say that the hat and glasses are part of the disguise.

He can still visit if he wants, though. All our rosebushes are blooming right now. He can collect some petals and make himself a new batch of potpourri. (Sorry, but I've never been able to take plague doctors seriously since I found out that's what the beaks were for.... :blobrofl: )
 

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Hmm. Maybe he'll be less offended if I tell him that most of the chickens in my story (which is where the split second stasis magic thing came from) are actually bloodthirsty spectral beasts who disguise themselves as innocent chickens in order to sneak up on their unsuspecting prey? He's into that kind of thing, right? We can just say that the hat and glasses are part of the disguise.

He can still visit if he wants, though. All our rosebushes are blooming right now. He can collect some petals and make himself a new batch of potpourri. (Sorry, but I've never been able to take plague doctors seriously since I found out that's what the beaks were for.... :blobrofl: )
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Sideways plague doctor is fine with being compared to a chicken with this context. He also says he would like to smell the roses. They're his favorite flower.
 
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