Dream Ass

Ai-chan

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Guys, Ai-chan had a dream. Can you help Ai-chan think of how this could work as a story?

In that dream, Ai-chan watched a video about an assassin who was so good and so hot that she was labelled the best assassin of all time after finding that video between the Iranian rugs that Ai-chan was smuggling. The next day, a mail was delivered mysteriously to the dining table. Nobody was inside the home and nobody could enter. Ai-chan was confused and opened the envelope. Inside was a map and a single letter from the assassin (forgot her title in the dream so let's just call her Dream Ass), with the words, "Let's go turn corn into noodles and strawberries."

Didn't care too much about it at first, so Ai-chan set it aside and tried to forget about it, but failed. So eventually Ai-chan's curiosity decided to just grab the map and go to the location marked. It was the middle of the hood and a young pretty girl was of course would be bothered, but thankfully they didn't do anything. When arrived, saw the people who stayed in the hole was being beaten by thugs, something about lifelong debts and such. boldly strode in and said Ai-chan came for Dream Ass and all the thugs paled and ran away. The owner of the house then gave a box containing childhood pictures of Dream Ass and said it's a pity that she died.

Ai-chan was so shocked, grabbed him and furiously asked if it's true. And he said yes. That moment Ai-chan broke down in sobs while looking at all the childhood pictures. Didn't even realize when Ai-chan got back into the car. And then drove off to find the next item.

But the next item is inside the police evidence locker, so how could Ai-chan grab it? So Ai-chan disguised as a young, average-looking police officer. Using sleight of hands and distractions, managed to grab the evidence and escaped, but the inspector in charge of her case found out about it and gave chase. When he and his partner finally managed to corner Ai-chan, he asked who Ai-chan was and Ai-chan just told him "a rug smuggler" and showed him the rugs inside the car. He was relieved and told his partner to report it.

He asked why Ai-chan was so insistent on finding tokens of Dream Ass if Ai-chan didn't know her. That time Ai-chan suddenly realized it. Indeed, why was Ai-chan so insistent of finding her? Then the words at the beginning returned to Ai-chan, "Let's go turn corn into noodles and strawberries."

And memories flooded into Ai-chan's brain.

Pissed, Ai-chan asked the police officer, "How does corn turn into noodles and strawberries?"

The police officer, confused, said, "It doesn't. Unless you sell the corn and use the money to buy noodles and strawberries."

Then Ai-chan asked the police officer, "Are you sure she's dead? Did you see the body?"

The police officer said, "Yes I have, died of poisoning the coroner said. Her family claimed the body shortly after."

Then Ai-chan said, "Nobody will claim her body, her family background is all fake!" Then furious, Ai-chan snapped the policeman's neck while muttering, "The bitch is not dead!"

At this point, the mental conditioning broke and Ai-chan realized that Ai-chan too was an assassin.
 

AliceMoonvale

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Dream Ass. lmao wtf
I love weird, nonsense shit. Very pog.

If this is to be a story, I guess it'd be like, a thriller/psychological/drama/mystery/suspense? :blobrofl:

Turn it into a gritty, urban world where crime and deception thrive in the shadows. A place where characters can easily disappear, and secrets can be buried under layers of lies. Or rugs. Shiftin from mysterious to tense, maybe dreamlike, reflecting the character's state of confusion and the blurred lines between past and present.

MC potentially being a rug smuggler could be funny just by itself.
 

NotaNuffian

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Guys, Ai-chan had a dream. Can you help Ai-chan think of how this could work as a story?

In that dream, Ai-chan watched a video about an assassin who was so good and so hot that she was labelled the best assassin of all time after finding that video between the Iranian rugs that Ai-chan was smuggling. The next day, a mail was delivered mysteriously to the dining table. Nobody was inside the home and nobody could enter. Ai-chan was confused and opened the envelope. Inside was a map and a single letter from the assassin (forgot her title in the dream so let's just call her Dream Ass), with the words, "Let's go turn corn into noodles and strawberries."

Didn't care too much about it at first, so Ai-chan set it aside and tried to forget about it, but failed. So eventually Ai-chan's curiosity decided to just grab the map and go to the location marked. It was the middle of the hood and a young pretty girl was of course would be bothered, but thankfully they didn't do anything. When arrived, saw the people who stayed in the hole was being beaten by thugs, something about lifelong debts and such. boldly strode in and said Ai-chan came for Dream Ass and all the thugs paled and ran away. The owner of the house then gave a box containing childhood pictures of Dream Ass and said it's a pity that she died.

Ai-chan was so shocked, grabbed him and furiously asked if it's true. And he said yes. That moment Ai-chan broke down in sobs while looking at all the childhood pictures. Didn't even realize when Ai-chan got back into the car. And then drove off to find the next item.

But the next item is inside the police evidence locker, so how could Ai-chan grab it? So Ai-chan disguised as a young, average-looking police officer. Using sleight of hands and distractions, managed to grab the evidence and escaped, but the inspector in charge of her case found out about it and gave chase. When he and his partner finally managed to corner Ai-chan, he asked who Ai-chan was and Ai-chan just told him "a rug smuggler" and showed him the rugs inside the car. He was relieved and told his partner to report it.

He asked why Ai-chan was so insistent on finding tokens of Dream Ass if Ai-chan didn't know her. That time Ai-chan suddenly realized it. Indeed, why was Ai-chan so insistent of finding her? Then the words at the beginning returned to Ai-chan, "Let's go turn corn into noodles and strawberries."

And memories flooded into Ai-chan's brain.

Pissed, Ai-chan asked the police officer, "How does corn turn into noodles and strawberries?"

The police officer, confused, said, "It doesn't. Unless you sell the corn and use the money to buy noodles and strawberries."

Then Ai-chan asked the police officer, "Are you sure she's dead? Did you see the body?"

The police officer said, "Yes I have, died of poisoning the coroner said. Her family claimed the body shortly after."

Then Ai-chan said, "Nobody will claim her body, her family background is all fake!" Then furious, Ai-chan snapped the policeman's neck while muttering, "The bitch is not dead!"

At this point, the mental conditioning broke and Ai-chan realized that Ai-chan too was an assassin.
Ma'am, I skimmed yout fever dream and had to pause at words like "grab" because of your title.
 

Alski

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TL;DR can you give me an AI-chan summary?
 
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