Corty's Magical Emporium

[SenseiHusky]

Noooo

 

[Worthy39]

Oooooooooooommmmmmmm.........​

Inspiration 404.
Reconnecting...
Reconnecting......
Reconnecting..........
Inspiration located: Generating Access: ENTER

I ended up getting an ad for roofing before the song started playing. Not sure which was more inspirational.

 

[JayMark]

Can you loan me 325 U.S. dollars? I'll pay you back when my author income starts flowing.

 

[Corty]

Can you loan me 325 U.S. dollars? I'll pay you back when my author income starts flowing.

Oooooooommmmm…….​

This is a shop. Not a bank.

This information will be €325.

 

[Zinless]

When will I commit my first sin?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

When will I commit my first sin?

 

[Corty]

When will I commit my first sin?

Oooooommmmmm…..​

2028…. March…. 13. Oh… the horror! The cries of innocents! No… not the puppy! Put that cookie down, please! Please no! Ah! Not the BadDragon promotion! No, anything but that! What have you become?! I can't watch it any longer, make it stop!

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Will I ever stop being sick?

you're allowed to interpret this question however you like.
physically, mentally, 'cool'

 

[JayMark]

Are racoons made of smaller racoons?

 

[Tuna_Fortuna]

Should I start writing again?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Should I start writing again?

Yesn't