Ask anything

[Hans.Edward.Trondheim]

Ask me any question, and I'll answer. Why? Simply because I'm bored. I solemnly swear to tell the truth at least once in this thread. But I make no promises about a second time.

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus,
Trying to make His way home?

 

[JayMark]

What color is an orange?
When did the war of 1812 start?
What order was world war 2 in?
Who is buried in Grants tomb?
Which countries fought in the Mexican-American war?
What fruit is a peeled grape?
How many animals are inanimate objects?

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

Why am I so beautiful and perfect?

 

[HungrySheep]

What are the winning lottery numbers for the next prize draw?

 

[Worthy39]

My partner has already gone to bed. Should I steal his chocolate bar from the fridge?

No, chocolate is sacred.

You have been given 3 choices, which do you choose?

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What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus,
Trying to make His way home?

Why am I so beautiful and perfect?

That's not a mirror you're looking at, it's a portrait of me.

What are the winning lottery numbers for the next prize draw?

Even if I knew, which I don't, I wouldn't tell you. I'd keep that for myself.

 

[CountVanBadger]

 

[Worthy39]

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I can't say I have. Probably.

 

[Dountnothere]

What gave birth to the omegaverse?

 

[Worthy39]

What gave birth to the omegaverse?

A misconception about wolf hierarchy that lead to people believing alphas, betas, and omegas exist. Combine that with zoophilia directed at wolves, and someone birthed this concept.

 

[Author_Riceball]

Why do you hate cows?

Because they don’t wanna be eaten

What gave birth to the omegaverse?

A man

 

[Worthy39]

Because they don’t wanna be eaten

A man

I'm sorry, was this thread called "Ask Author_Riceball anything"? No. Now shush.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

If a poop slinging monkey slings poop where does the poop slinging monkey sling the poop?

 

[Fairemont]

Would you choose:

A.) You are reincarnated as an alternate version of yourself, which may not actually look like you, but is more or less you on a mental and emotional level. This version of you is given an exceptional degree of innate skill, putting you comfortably within the top 1% of individuals in terms of strength; this comes with an equally exceptional amount of fame and fortune. However, you are cursed. The nature of that curse is not known, but it can be assumed to be negative, potentially fatal before you'd normally perish due to old age.

or

B.) You are isekai'd into a world as yourself, with no noteworthy alterations except to possibly reset or balance any health issues. So, a clean reset of who you are. You are not given any bonuses, advances, headstarts, or fancy advantages. You do know that you are now beholden to the same rules as everyone else, and the fantasy magic system and such applies to you as it does to anyone else. You're confident that you have no positive or negative destiny. You just have to work hard like anyone else. The only thing you know is that in 10 years time the world will be in danger. The nature of that danger is not known.

 

[Worthy39]

If a poop slinging monkey slings poop where does the poop slinging monkey sling the poop?

Probably at me, knowing my luck, but preferably at someone not me.

Would you choose:

A.) You are reincarnated as an alternate version of yourself, which may not actually look like you, but is more or less you on a mental and emotional level. This version of you is given an exceptional degree of innate skill, putting you comfortably within the top 1% of individuals in terms of strength; this comes with an equally exceptional amount of fame and fortune. However, you are cursed. The nature of that curse is not known, but it can be assumed to be negative, potentially fatal before you'd normally perish due to old age.

or

B.) You are isekai'd into a world as yourself, with no noteworthy alterations except to possibly reset or balance any health issues. So, a clean reset of who you are. You are not given any bonuses, advances, headstarts, or fancy advantages. You do know that you are now beholden to the same rules as everyone else, and the fantasy magic system and such applies to you as it does to anyone else. You're confident that you have no positive or negative destiny. You just have to work hard like anyone else. The only thing you know is that in 10 years time the world will be in danger. The nature of that danger is not known.

B. If I'm not some destined hero, someone else probably is. And assuming this is a medieval fantasy world, I can simply use my knowledge of modern society to make a fortune. Though I'd probably have to do some other work, and again, assuming this is a generic fantasy world, I could probably take on monsters for money. If that's the case, I'd work my way up to an average rank, make enough money to buy the basic materials necessary to invent some modern appliances, and retire at the age of 26.