Are you a cunt?

Would you sacrifice the entire world to become a god?

  • Yes

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • No

    Votes: 20 76.9%

  • Total voters
    26

NotaNuffian

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Context, you got sent into another dimension by ROB, time stopped and all so that you can think, and the question given to you is "Would you sacrifice the entire world to become a god?"

The "entire world" refers to the very blue marble you and seven billion humans plus floras and faunas are on and its inhabitants. And yes, that includes your favorite people and cats, dogs and pets.

The "sacrifice" is not just a Thanos' snap. The ones getting tributed will go through AM's torment plus 18 Chinese Hells plus Dante's Inferno plus *insert fate worse than death because at least death is an exit*. Oh, they can't die, they wish to but will never die.

You only get to choose once.

So here's how it is. You pick No and you get send back to whatever it is you are doing.

You pick Yes and you become a higher being, stronger than DCAU Superman plus Omniman plus Homelander plus Saitama plus *OP MCs*. But there will be no backsies, you can recreate Earth, Rick & Morty your way through other dimensions for Earth, but the OG is definitely definitely gone. You do have the options to see and hear their screams, you may even partake in their eternal torment and do whatever you want to increase their pain since they are functionally immortal. You cannot bring them relief.

So what is your pick?
 

Cannight

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The world is beautiful. It has its faults, but it is the best thing to come out of this cold expanse of darkness we call space. No thanks.

Besides, I'd get bored with that amount of power. :blob_nom:
 

owotrucked

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Wait a minute, it's... GRIFFIIIIIITTH!!!
 

NotaNuffian

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Wait a minute, it's... GRIFFIIIIIITTH!!!
Yup.

That, and all the same a hole 3rd rate villains that are so scummy that they managed to grate me.

-------post merged------

I see one Yes.

Dunno if troll or genuine.

Either way, good for you, hope your time gets better.


-----post going to merge a second time-----
I will think that it's a weird dream(or convince myself so) and say go on then.
So it was you.

Oh my god. Really bless your heart and soul man.

You're gonna need it if you pick Yes by accident/ curiousity.
 

NotaNuffian

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Being god is boring. Choose nirvana and escape the realm of painful existence and faustian bargains.
Well, being god is pretty much the end game for all ambitious cunts.

Villains in fiction like your typical JP and CN bad guys (and maybe from the west when they want unlimited power) and villains in non-fiction like Qin Shihuang, Kim Jong Il, Mao Zedong and Jim Jones.
 

HelloHound

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I would probably choose yes if it was one-and-done but since literally everything and everyone else would be trapped in hellish torment forever I figure that's a bit too mean. If it wasn't for forever I'd let em die, recreate em with memories just before their doom and go on with my godly existence
 

QuercusMalus

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As the question is written, no. If it was 'Would you sacrifice all of humanity to become a god?' This would leave me much more conflicted....
 

BearlyAlive

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Can you outwit the one giving the question so that they answer it for you resulting in their world being destroyed instead of mine? Then yes. Otherwise no. Sacrifices are boring
 
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