Epsil
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Remember Context is importantYou've entered a dark and slimy tunnel that has a funny smell?
*tilts head*
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The old poophole loophole
Remember Context is importantYou've entered a dark and slimy tunnel that has a funny smell?
*tilts head*
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What's a sarkaz?Sarkaz
He said he'd been in something similar to a sewer before.Context?
The old poophole loophole
Arknights' term for biblical demons and their representations.What's a sarkaz?
Every time I read it, I keep thinking it's an abbreviation of sarcastic person...
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*glomps* Hooray! I'll try reading it tomorrow! \(^^)/Haha, I've written for the orphanage one at least! 1/4 of my planned reports!
*table breaks apart**Slams table*
Tell me where on earth Felicia is meant to get a mask good enough to filtrate pollen in this medieval era hah?!![]()
They should be, I mean... We have magic and stuff! \(^^)/*wonders if exorcisms are a thing in Tonia*
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Only thing I remember from the top of my head is that @GDLiZy found a rat with an unusual disease that hurt people's mana and stuff, it was quite dangerous for mages, but not so much for normal people.What was the situation with rats in the sewers again?
I seem to recall a report mentioning mutant ones and a lack of rats, or something...
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DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!Wait... rats
Sewers...
I feel like I've been through this before.
*looks forward to seeing his appraisals*Uwaah... Savage @Omnifarious is now lurking in reception....
So, like this?
Seducing the GM (Once Per Person)
Sponsor: Mysterious Adventurer A
Location: Scribel City
Required Level: None
Objectives:
- Squeeze the juicy information out of GM
- Uncover his nefarious plans
- May result in future changes
Description: Alright, so we've all probably seen the GM at some point or another, and to put it simply...he's shady as hell. I'd sooner believe that the Sarkaz are vegetarians before believing that he isn't up to something...so, anyone fancy the charm-based approach? Who knows? Maybe t-posing to assert your dominance would work pretty well in this situation! Or if that doesn't work, just call him a baka and kabedon him. It's a killer move, I tell ya.
Rewards:
- The means of production
*Rubs temple*
H-hold on... you are telling me, You a... LEVEL TWO adventurer hit a bunch of GIANT beetles with a... ice hail spell. THEN you used...
*looks at report again*
...a jade flute... that you use to control HUMANS and BEASTS... and you controlled insects with it...
Ok... alright.
Just remember in the future... to make your reports in moderation. OK?
If there are no pest to fend off, just say so, no need to make things up
Hahhh~ level 2s...
Here is some of your rewards cause it appears that you did indeed plough the fields.
Rewards
- 15 EXP
- Money: 5 G
- Other: A basket of fresh produce
OOC:
The guild find your report an inaccurate depiction of a LEVEL 2 power level, Exp & rewards reduced accordingly.
Arknight?Arknights' term for biblical demons and their representations.
Only thing I remember from the top of my head is that @GDLiZy found a rat with an unusual disease that hurt people's mana and stuff, it was quite dangerous for mages, but not so much for normal people.
*nods in anticipation, too**looks forward to seeing his appraisals*
*distant painful shrieking*DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!
*coughs* That was one fun raid, a shame the still repairing city was then attacked by an evil Ice Phoenix... T.T
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A mobile gatcha game~Arknight?
Is that a game?
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*rolls off to drink some milk*'o'
You should drink something soothing for that sore throat, TEU.
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*glomps* Hooray! I'll try reading it tomorrow! \(^^)/
*table breaks apart*
... Didn't you learn with Nene scolding the GM!? Now you did it too! >.<
They should be, I mean... We have magic and stuff! \(^^)/
Only thing I remember from the top of my head is that @GDLiZy found a rat with an unusual disease that hurt people's mana and stuff, it was quite dangerous for mages, but not so much for normal people.
DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!
*coughs* That was one fun raid, a shame the still repairing city was then attacked by an evil Ice Phoenix... T.T
*looks forward to seeing his appraisals*
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*Whistles shamelessly in Ice Phoenixese*
Oh, I see.A mobile gatcha game~
Good boy!*rolls off to drink some milk*
Sounds like a job for me in the future, Maybe I'll see the typical kingdom to be corrupted with political greed that are also running rampant with economic manipulation/monopolization.Depends on the region of course! A knight sequence would make more sense in a human country, right?
So maybe someone should explore a human area!
Wouldn't that mean that Cassel would have to start paying every time he does a training montage with the guards?Out of boredom, does anyone want some cookie cutter quests for some of the quest lines put out? Here's some boiler plate stuff I came up with. Do note the rewards have been upscaled quite a bit so some recommendations for rewards would be nice if we do end up using some of the quests.
Quest: Golden Rose Investigation (Level 4)
According to multiple quest reports turned in by your fellow adventurers, there has been a group called the golden rose that has infiltrated the city. Find out what they want and what they are doing here. Careful though there has been reports of multiple branches so their objectives and habits may differ from reported claims
Objective: Find information on the Golden Rose Organization, Optional: Capture a golden rose member alive for integration. (Careful an organization this careful will definitely have some countermeasures for capture so do be careful when bringing the prisoner back.)
Reward: 30 (50)
Quest: Reduce the amount of gangs in the city! (Level 3)
Gangs have been a menace for Scribal City for the longest time. But, with their influence growing and the amount of guards available getting lower and lower. We need people to take them down a peg.
Objective: Reduce city gang control through elimination or arrest. Optional: Reduce a notable gang's power (Red Coin Gang, more will be added if found.)
Reward: 25, (45)
Quest: Cultist investigation (Level 4)
Cultists have been arriving to Scribal city left and right since it’s completion. Find out what their goal is for going to our humble city.
Objective: Find information on a cultist group goal or objective for going to Scribal city.
Reward: 25
Quest: Weapon Training (Any)
With adventurers leaving behind children and those who can’t fend for themselves. We the city guard have an offer to make to you. Bring 15 G and we’ll have a guard give you training on a weapon of your choice for a day. Trust me, it's from the kindness of our heart we're giving you this trainingnot because of budget issues.
Reward: Skill gain Scribal guard swordsmanship (Unlike those with lances we can actually move in the city.), Scribal guard lancemanship (What use is a sword when you can take your enemy out before they can even make it to you?), Scribal archery (What use is a lance or sword when you’re firing from a distance.), Scribal macemanship (Archery has distance, lances has range, swords have speed but they can’t deal with armor that’s when we come in.)
Well, my backup plan is that I'll just say that's payment for the information he gives them.Wouldn't that mean that Cassel would have to start paying every time he does a training montage with the guards?
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But first, a word from our sponsor, ArknightsArknight?
Is that a game?
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