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I just posted the first chapter of I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned into a Flying Reindeer?! on Scribble Hub. I'll be posting new chapters every day until it's complete. Click the cover below if you want to check it out! When Justin Flinchley loses his job on Black Friday, he thinks...

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You are but a mere double scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream beneath the solar powered space laser that is my anger.

I will run the shower in your apartment whenever you're not looking so that you never have any hot water.

You just made an enemy for life. I am the nails on the chalkboard of your soul. The downstairs toaster that sets off your upstairs smoke detector. The Lucky Charms marshmallow that slid under your fridge and kickstarted the cockroach infestation your landlord keeps saying he'll take care of but...

The past few chapters of my WIP need the characters to keep track of the time, but no matter how I write it out, it looks clunky. How do you do it? "It's nine fifteen." "It's 9:15." "It's five til seven." "It's 6:55." "It's six fifty five." "It's three o'clock." "It's 3:00."

That's what I meant, but my thinknoodle is almost out of fizzybzzzt.

I'm hungry and can't stop thinking about potatoes. Answer the stupid poll.

A friend is just a bitter lifelong enemy you haven't stabbed in the back yet. They're going to do it eventually. May as well beat them to it.

If you must know, I got it for winning second place in my office potluck.

Book 3, I Applied for a Delivery Job and got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer: The Thing That Was Absolutely Going To Be A Trend.

And it's only going to get longer with book 2, I Applied for a Delivery Job and got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer: The Revenge of Mari Lwyd.

I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?!'s new cover is finished! What do you guys think? I'm going to start uploading chapters on November 1st :D

I like making people feel guilty for enjoying bad writing. Stop trying to make me feel guilty for that.

I'm pretty sure everyone here has at least heard the criticism that a story is just "author wish fulfillment." And while this can be a legitimate criticism, you also can't deny that there's an element of wish fulfillment in every story ever written. The hero beats the villain, falls in love with...

We live in a world where people are willing to pay actual money for slop like Throne of Glass, Twilight, and Fifty Shades of Grey. Why are you the least bit surprised that their standards for free entertainment are just as low, if not lower?

I also remember playing Tetris on somebody's Gameboy when I was little. I called it "The Blocks Game" and thought the point was to build a tower to the top of the screen as fast as you could.

Technically speaking, probably a Donkey Kong or Pac-Man machine some restaurant had set up. In terms of actual home console gaming, my grandma gave me a Super Nintendo for my fourth birthday that came with Donkey Kong Country. I had no idea what was going on when my mom first booted it up, and...

Horror. I love horror and have wished I could write it literally since I started writing. But while my natural writing style is perfect for fantasy, trying to write horror feels like vacuuming your living room with a lawn mower. It's just the wrong tool for the job, and you're only causing even...