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  1. EldritchPotato

    Of course, I see them at family gatherings every few millennia. Granted it is hard to catch up...

    Of course, I see them at family gatherings every few millennia. Granted it is hard to catch up in a sea of screaming mouths and writhing flesh.
  2. EldritchPotato

    After All These Years!

    Congrats! I know I'm new here but this place has a great community. Very happy for you :)
  3. EldritchPotato

    What did you learn today?

    I learned that our immune systems don't know we have eyes and if it ever found out we have eyes it would destroy them both. Also bonus horrifying fact, our white blood cells are incredibly effective at killing cancer cells because they are doing it constantly. Humans only "get cancer" when it...
  4. EldritchPotato

    I approach you again, this time I give u cookie(s) ?

    I mean... the meat part is more important than the bone part. But if the choice is between cookie with or without bone I choose bone. Though if the cookie is peanut butter I would have to reconsider. Addictive stuff, what strange magics went into such material I do not know, but it is certainly...
  5. EldritchPotato

    Review my few of my chapter

    Gentle cousin, they know not what they do. Do not get your eyelashes soaked over such unimportant matters. On a more serious note, I do agree with them. Author, I think you may need to work on your English, maybe do some research on points of view. We all start off somewhere but having a basic...
  6. EldritchPotato

    I approach you again, this time I give u cookie(s) ?

    Biomatter is ideal for growth and ease of consumption. One measly cookie however can be overlooked, tis beneath me. I prefer my meals... richer, more meat on the bones if you will.
  7. EldritchPotato

    Free art work (pushing my limits)

    Alright curve ball, orca mermaid. Do your worst! Er... best!
  8. EldritchPotato

    child position

    Oh my fucking god I misread that title and had a fucking heart attack.
  9. EldritchPotato

    Anyone know how how to add a border to a PNG or JPG

    Are you trying to make the cover bigger? If no one else is able to help send me a message, I don't think that will be too hard to sort. I'd just need the file and the dimensions you want. :)
  10. EldritchPotato

    Review Swaps

    I read and left a review on your story. If you feel like returning the favour check out one of mine. :)
  11. EldritchPotato

    [CLOSED] A Horny Feedback Thread

    I offer three: a lot of smut https://www.scribblehub.com/series/715562/life-of-a-succubus/
  12. EldritchPotato

    What Keeps You Going as a Writer?

    I have to agree with this. Seeing people discuss something I’ve created always bring a smile to my face. I would also like to add something that has nothing to do with readers. I find it very enjoyable to tell stories, more so than reading writing lets me tell the stories I want to read and...
  13. EldritchPotato

    Cute girls who do gay things and also maybe eat people

    Hahaha... I do that. Not cannibalism, I meant write. I definitely mean write. Ahem* Self-advertisement: Life of a Lich has some Cannisbians. Just the sharp kind of eating though, not the fun kind. :(
  14. EldritchPotato

    Thanks!

    Thanks!
  15. EldritchPotato

    Is originality dead?

    In a way yes, everything that can ever be written has been written. The Library of Bable has every combination of words possible. Thus anything anyone writes ever already exists here. Hope it helps you sleep well at night to know no matter how creative you are it's already been done ;)
  16. EldritchPotato

    Is it okay to...

    I second this. The shoggoth are entirely innocent and unthreatening and are definitely under no circumstances in the process of amalgamating humanity into an incomprehensible mass of screaming mouths and gnashing teeth. #TheShoggothDidNothingWrong
  17. EldritchPotato

    Congratulations! You get isekai'd as your main protagonists

    Well... I'm fucked. Actually, it would be kinda cool but my ability to deal with gross things would need to significantly improve. Undead are not known for their hygiene.
  18. EldritchPotato

    Very bad free feedback thread.

    Oooo this seems fun, I offer you two options. One much hornier than the other. https://www.scribblehub.com/series/715562/life-of-a-succubus/ https://www.scribblehub.com/series/852963/life-of-a-lich/ let me know what you think!
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