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Cleaned mirrors

And it has peed on me, pooped on me, thrown up on me, chipped one of my teeth, given me countless bruises, and I'm starting to miss the days when it occasionally peed on me, because now it pees on the bathroom floor and I have to clean behind the toilet on a daily basis.

Husband used to beta read for me, but then I took a sperm to the egg.

Direct them to my story and remind them to give it one star!

The goal changes as the relationship changes. It also depends on the culture. In my culture, once you have a toddler, the goal becomes to continue liking each other enough so that you don't have to split resources needed to raise the child. You need to agree on parenting strategies so you don't...

I can't vote on this when I only get to pick 3.

The child called out Dada for suggesting that we should eat the hamster.

groceries

Watching my kid give away sparkly things we made before school

Learned more embroidery stitches

rinsed my sinuses

Talked the kid into going to school. He told me he was upset that the teacher wouldn't let him use the stapler. I told him that he could use a stapler after school.

Dropped off homework, took kid home, redirected kid to bed multiple times

gargled

Cut watermelon

Made soup

Sent kid to school. Kid went to office. Office detected slight fever. My thermometer disagreed before and after the office checked. Now I can't send him to school tomorrow, and I'm redirecting the kid to bed every time he tries to play with something because I'm not feeling so great either, and...

Is anyone going to mention the split jeans? I think that could be the latest and greatest fashion trend.

Called kid in sick

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